OK, I've finally got the thing running again. I went to Dell support Chat, and we tried several things. First off, we deleted the CD drive from the device manager list, and then the IDE ATA/ATAPI Controllers, primary and secondary. Then a scan for hardware changes and viola, the CD drive is back on the list -- but still won't open.
That's the point when I tried the paperclip, and it took some poking, and the drive did respond and whir but wouldn't open right away. Finally it opened about 1/2", and I gently pulled it out the rest of the way. And Yes, there was a disk in the drive. The support tech suggested the drive might be dirty. I don't use it very often at all, but it hasn't ever been cleaned either.
The chat guy did NOT suggest I shut the system down to do this, but then I guess that would have also effectively ended the CHAT.
So after opening and closing several times, I tried an audio disk and now everything seems to be working fine. I loaded front page again and the hard drive didn't explode (maybe it's just squeaking along, waiting and hoping for that external drive to show up), so I should be OK for now.
Now if I could just get someone to volunteer to grade these papers!
Pamela,
having squandered the entire day before Easter and now have to clean house and cook dinner all in one day (tomorrow). Does it ever END?