social etiquette keeps me from using a few choice expletives.....
Forget about seeing a rebirth of the Newton! It's not going to happen for years, if at all, and not in the form that you want either. I had a 2100 and it was oversized, horrible to use, and hobbled by all the adaptors one needed to connect keyboards etc.
Oh, and by the way, whoever made the commercial obviously hasn't been told that headbanging is just not cool. Never has been. Let's either get some humour back into the commercials, or show us something that hasn't been done before.