Ok gang, here it is in all it’s highly portable, under-valued glory

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1.33GHz PowerPC G4 iBook
1 GB memory (DDR333 SDRAM)
80GB Ultra ATA hard drive
12.1-inch TFT Display
1024x768 resolution
Combo Drive (DVD-ROM/CD-RW)
ATI Mobility Radeon 9550 (32MB DDR video memory)
Built-in AirPort Extreme
Built-in Bluetooth 2.0+EDR
Scrolling Trackpad
Sudden Motion Sensor
This iBook spent its life swaddled inside a padded sleeve inside a padded compartment inside a computer bag. It has very minor cosmetic case scuffs you would expect to see on a lightly used computer, otherwise it is factory-clean. Monitor is pristine with no dead pixels.
Included is the original packaging, disks, cables, etc. I will also toss in a burled red wireless mouse (USB-ported).
Looking for any interesting offers - money, trades, etc. These are going for $800 refurb at the apple store and in the $700 range on eBay, so I’d like to ballpark trades or whatever in that neighborhood.
I have 100% positive feedback on 250+ trades on eBay (as techound1), but I would much rather see this go to a fellow forum member (and I’d rather see those insane fees go toward knocking the price down for somebody than line a corporate pocket).