Yeah, um, I noticed that everyone has a "report abuse" button under their username. While this is a great feature, it really doesn't address my specific needs. Perhaps, if you can find a minute, would you add a little button under my username entitled "request abuse"?
See, there's so many folks here that need abuse that I'm overwhelmed. I'd like some way to prioritize the most needy members. Just click the button and I'll get you on my list - first come-first served.
Thanks, guys!