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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 05:58 PM
 
Dearest MacNN Administration,

I would like to formally audition to become a mod. As you can see, it drives me crazy that I don't know who Abe is anymore. I would like to make a deal with you guys. I will uphold the MacNN law better than anybody has ever upheld it in exchange for either knowing who Abe is at all times, or else making me a mod so that I can find out for myself.

Could you please let me know when the auditions are and how I can best prepare myself? I can provide references and sex tapes.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
Status: Online
Nov 7, 2009, 06:31 PM
 
Dear mods, if this happens, please shoot me. TIA.

-t
     
Senior User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sudbury, ON
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 06:34 PM
 
There are laws???

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.................................................. .................................................. .......................www.daniel.poirier.com
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The decaying ruins of Old New York
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 07:29 PM
 
Oh dear God Almighty.
     
Administrator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 07:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I can provide references and sex tapes.
I'm not sure this would be legal to send through the US mail.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 07:37 PM
 
Okay, well I guess we can skip the sex tapes then. How does this deal sound to you? Do I need to sweeten it?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: San Diego, CA, USA
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 09:27 PM
 
You clearly know who Abe is. You just talked about him.
Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 7, 2009, 09:30 PM
 
There are other Abes though, such as Mojo2 and Aberdeenwriter.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 01:13 AM
 
besson, I think you should know - I'm abe.

Newt 2012-The Republican Revolution Returns!
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 02:03 AM
 
Big Mac, that is definitely not funny, and definitely not cool either. Do I mess with your head? Do you really want me to start thinking that you are Abe?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 12:32 PM
 
So Mods, deal? I notice that my stars aren't blue yet...
     
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: in front of my Mac
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 12:44 PM
 


     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 12:46 PM
 
Simon: I don't expect you to care, this is not about you, stop being an attention whore.
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Detroit
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 01:32 PM
 
reported
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 01:38 PM
 
Can you provide pie?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Dec 1999
Status: Online
Nov 9, 2009, 01:41 PM
 
Excuse me, I was here under the impression that there would be punch and pie.
"You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction
with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the
moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the
neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.'"
     
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 01:43 PM
 
I'd like to see auditions for a funny besson thread.
     
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cambridge, UK
Status: Offline
Nov 9, 2009, 01:46 PM
 
Dear besson3c,

We regret to inform you, that on this occasion, your application has been unsuccessful.

     
   
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