[turtle777]

Well ?

-t

[Dork.]

It's been slow here all day. I blame Obama.

[brassplayersrock²]

I was getting a loading error page earlier; but now it’s just slow.

I blame the people wanting a more mobile friendly forum.

[Eriamjh]

Posts are slow, but so is the ser... ver...

[turtle777]

Yeah, still RRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYY slow.

Did the amputate one of the hampstor's legs ?

-t

[imitchellg5]

Couldn't get on all day until now. At one point I got a message that was like "Upgrade in progress, wait 10 minutes" and then database errors.

[Dork.]

Seems better now. Too bad -- if I still had to wait five minutes between every post, I might be able to fall asleep and not be up at 2AM....

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

Seems better now. Too bad -- if I still had to wait five minutes between every post, I might be able to fall asleep and not be up at 2AM....

I suggest just reminding yourself that it won't be long before you are able to see Chin-lung Hu in a Mets uniform.

[Lateralus]

Man, can you imagine how much worse things would be if this site still had any traffic?

*RIMSHOT!*

[brassplayersrock²]

Between me and the spammers, I’m sure there’s at least some traffic right?

edit:
oh, and for future use

http://instantrimshot.com/

[The Final Dakar]

Originally Posted by Lateralus 

Man, can you imagine how much worse things would be if this site still had any traffic?

Ouuuuch.

[Dork.]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I suggest just reminding yourself that it won't be long before you are able to see Chin-lung Hu in a Mets uniform.

Hu's on second?

[besson3c]

Hu is on second.

[Dork.]

Next thing you're going to tell me is that I Don't Know is in left field. (No, really, he can't remember his name after the concussion.)

[besson3c]

I Don't Know is Carlos Delgado's cousin from Peru, right?

[Lateralus]

Whoa, long flatline there. Somebody must have created a new account.

*RIMSHOT*

[brassplayersrock²]

Originally Posted by Lateralus 

Whoa, long flatline there. Somebody must have created a new account.

*RIMSHOT*

*sighs* What’s the point of using the tools that are given to you if you’re not going to use them?

[Lateralus]

By my count, that link requires two clicks from the originating post in order to hear the rimshot.

How many people around here do you think have that kind of resolve in life, let alone on the internet?

[turtle777]

Sound in link doesn't work for me. I want my hampstor money back.

-t

[Lateralus]

You see bpr? turtle only made the initial click.

[turtle777]

Actually, I did TWO clicks. Not that it matters, since I obviously have no life. Like the Hampstor.

-t

[Lateralus]

Yeah, but the life of Hampstor that was continues to shine. Sporadically. Like a strobe light. Or something that's about to emit smoke.

Flash on, brilliant light.

[besson3c]

Speaking of flash, I think the rimshot site required Flash.

I wish I could make some sort of rimshot -> rim-job joke right now, but it just isn't coming...

[imitchellg5]

Originally Posted by Lateralus 

By my count, that link requires two clicks from the originating post in order to hear the rimshot.

How many people around here do you think have that kind of resolve in life, let alone on the internet?

How many clicks did it take to ban me twice?

[brassplayersrock²]

That depends on how many times you started talking about swords, and your cheerleader lovers in a secret garden.

[Lateralus]

Originally Posted by imitchellg5 

How many clicks did it take to ban me twice?

Two thirds required for thrice.