Yeah, drag the System Folder to the trash.
However - if you're trying to make a statement, to yourself or others, it's a stupid one.
There are some things you can't do in OSX.
If you have a disk problem... do you expect fsck to fix everything? Yeah right. You may well need to boot the (far less picky) classic system and run DW or something.
Deleting OS9 is dumb. Whatever.