I wish I could take him in, but I already have seven Macs in a two-bedroom apartment. (The LCs have to live in the closet!)
Mr. BoJangles (Power Macintosh G3/266)
Power Macintosh G3/233 AIO (currently dead and unnamed, and will remain that way unless we can find a cheap replacement power supply)
Madison (Umax C600/240MHz 603e; no, she's not technically a Mac, but we love her anyway)
Toody (Power Macintosh 5400/120)
Austin (Power Macintosh 6100/60)
Atlanta (Macintosh LC 575, who I got as a tip for a pizza delivery, in college)
Luka (Macintosh LC II, my very first Mac of my own!)