Long story short:
Don't say buy a new computer, I can't, I'm broke. So the real deal holyfield!
Beige G3(desktop), Multiscan 14 inch(Apple), Sony earbuds.
So I notice dust on the monitor. I go to wipe it off. Half way through my sony earbuds give me a major shock. I could feel the arc in my left ear. I could also feel a major electro build-up on my hand before the head-shot.
Scary ****. Monitor and computer plug into a power strip. Grounding problem?