What could be so sublimely ridiculous, bring a smile to your face, and flash lights and make sounds like the ultimate floppy disk pinball array?
Why it's the Bondi blue iMac Floppy Disk RAID Array:
http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm
This won't ever make the supercomputers quake in theirs BOOT sequence, but for sheer irreverance, it's so cute!