......this is seriously one of those things where you overanalyze it. Ugh, I just figured it out. I just plugged the G5 directly into the modem, great that worked, something finally showed up. Amidst doing that I unplugged the router just because I knew I was going to reset it. And it just turned out to be one of those situations where the router needed to be reset for one computer. Literally just one of those 'overthinking everything' situations and the most simple solution went right over my head the whole time.