I spent too much time on these lame jokes, so thought I'd start my own thread:
There seem to be 3 camps here:
1) Stop whining - the MA is perfect for me because I'm wealthy enough to purchase several computers. And out of my many needs for computers, MA meets one of them. I refuse to accept that the machine has any shortcomings and support it fully. In fact, I've already sent my order in for several of them - as one of my computing needs is to have a computer that works as its own baking sheet, and my kids will have fun baking cookies on this thing. It's my money - I'll do what I want with it. And if you'd get off your lazy butt and make as much money as my Mommy and Daddy gave me, I'd view you as much less pathetic, you whiney little troll!!!! And why aren't you wearing more flair? Ooh ooh ooh! Steve, Steve! You should have named it Mac Book FLAIR! It's like totally the perfect travel accessory, totally!
2) I really hate those people that can just throw their money around on multiple computers, one to meet every possible need. I badly needed to replace my primary laptop. Apple is getting lax in updating their computers lately, instead focusing on gadgetry - and this MA thing is just another slap in the face. All hail Steve, the Mac Daddy of Metrosexuals. You man, YOU are just SO DAMN COOL! And trendy, too. You look fabulous in that mock turtleneck. Now - can you please get over yourself and spare a minute for the rest of us?
3) I'm rich enough to buy one of these things - but I concede that I expected more from Apple and the MA didn't deliver. But I may buy one anyway, cuz it would be funny to post a YouTube video using it to fry eggs and bacon. It's actually even sloped like a George Foreman grill, so I can place a drip pan under it and eat my food virtually FAT FREE! Yeah baby, I'm cookin' with Air.
So peace to the ultra-computing metrosexuals who are buying one, an extended group hug for everyone waiting on the new MacBook Pros because if they bought anything in the current lineup they'd feel like complete idiots, and kudos to the first person to actually post a video cooking something on the MacBook George Foreman Grill.
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