Thanks for the suggestion, I do have a Performa 630CD lying around somewhere.. Might as well try it out
For now, I have solved this by playing Pirates Gold in DOSBox on my iBook. It runs slowly, like it would on a 33 MHz Mac back in the day, but it is playable. It was made for that era anyway.
Strange thing is that the graphics are better in the DOS version that the Mac version. What is up with that? (higher res on the DOS version)
The original Pirates should run fine in vMac mini or something.
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