So I have never played Warcraft 3. Seriously. I had skipped straight to WoW. I figured "one day I'll prolly get it."
So today was that day, 'cuz I heard about the binary patch -- 'cept I went to the Apple Store and they had removed it from the store!! I scoured the shelves 3 times to make sure I was seeing right. I was very disappointed. One of the Appledudes comes over and asks if I need help. I think I pointed to the shelf and made a noise, gestured wildly in a way that meant "WHERE IS THE FREAKIN' WARCRAFT BATTLE CHEST, DAMMUT!?!" and then calmly mentioned that it was missing. "Oh, you mean the big box with warcraft stuff? Hmm....I'll go check in the back."
They had it in the back. Ready for the dumpster, prolly. But I got a copy. Yay me.