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interesting program, I'll have to take a look at it when I get home.
Brian says (9:16 AM): I was looking at houses in Ottawa... I actually have a temptation in me to move Jeff ******* says (9:19 AM): Eww, Ottawa is gross. It's infested with politicians, and presently, 1 Harper as well.
"Attend church at Christmas or else God will send you to Hell, with Satan, for not reading your Bible."
becomes:
"Attend collective farm #897 at Leninmas or else Dialetical Materialism will send you to the poverty-striken capitalist democracies, with abundant consumer goods, for not reading your Manifesto."
ummmmkay
"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."