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Turd Twister
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Berkeley, CA
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2003
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It's the perfect gift for the relatives. Trust me.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Floor'duh
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*ordered*
I want to make bat turds.
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Sep 2004
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I got in all heaps of trouble as a little kid, around 2 years old or so, trying to do the same thing with playdo factory things. I was using the one with all the tiny holes. Got beats good for that one. Oh well. It was my brother's playdo factory, so what did I care? Hahaha!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Nashville, TN
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New York
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Safety Considerations:
For your safety, maintain a firm grip on the the Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord._ Think of it as your "rip-cord to relief", should you ever find the Turd Twister in an inappropriate, or uncomfortable location._ The Safe-T-Floss™ System was engineered to work to the specifications of most major dental floss manufacturers, however, for maximum security and peace of mind, you may wish to employ a 30-lb test fishing line._ Heavier cord is recommended especially for users that have a tendency to "sphincter-pinch" during extrusion.
... continued in the manual
Troubleshooting:
Problem:
"The device flew out of my a** while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"
Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.
30lb fishing line?!? WTF! This is disgusting.
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"I stand accused, just like you, for being born without a silver spoon." Richard Ashcroft
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cambridge
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ithaca, NY
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anyone remember this thing?
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mi casa *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡*̡͌l̡*
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: College
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
anyone remember this thing?
<SNIP>
I had one of those! But I never put it up my butt... 
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Interstellar Overdrive
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Ahahahahaha!
That's nasty.
Anything on the Graham Norton show sucks.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cambridge
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Arizona Bay
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Originally posted by MindFad:
*ordered*
I want to make bat turds.
It'll be like the Bat Signal, except you'd point your ass to the sky, and probably just get a citation for defacating on city property.
lol scatman lol
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<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: BFE
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Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room.
LMAO!
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