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May 14, 2002, 12:02 PM
 
*Peter* "a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat!!"

*Hey lois, what do you call a woman that takes forever to cook breakfast,....ya call her lois!"

*Man in white* "What do you want!?"
*Stewie* "Freedom! What do you want!?"
*Man in white* "I wanna get the hell out of here..."
*Stewie" "oh im sorry, we're fresh out of that, all we have left is untimely death!"

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May 14, 2002, 12:31 PM
 
Peter: "Oh my god, Brian there's a message in my AlphaBits. It says 'Oooooooo!!!'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."
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May 14, 2002, 12:41 PM
 
(Stewie, bathing in a tub full of blood)
"How positively delightful! It's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!"

(Chris, to a Twinkie)
"I'm gonna make you into poo!"

And the Randy Newman song from the end-of-the-world episode ... f#$%ing priceless.
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May 14, 2002, 01:00 PM
 
Brian is talking to Peter in a bar.

Brian finishes a long explanation to Peter why he is having difficulties meeting the right woman and Peter turns to Braian and says: "You can talk?"

It's harder to come up with funny Family Guy lines because you really have to see the animation.

Still, one of my favourite shows.
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May 14, 2002, 01:04 PM
 
*Brian* Peter, if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might wanna stand up...
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May 14, 2002, 01:06 PM
 
Peter: "Holy Crip, he's a crapple!"

Peter, recieving an instructional video for better relationships:
"Lois, we can't base our relationship on nickles and boobs. I mean nipples and dimes. Money. I'll be in the bedroom...."

Stewie, talking to Brian's deceased mom: "C'mon, girl. Stiff upper-lip! BWA-HA-HA-HA! Oh, I'm writing that one down!"

Stewie on a college campus with Lois:
Lois-"This place sure brings back memories"
Stewie-"Well, if you put your ankles behind your ears some of them may come back to you."
     
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May 14, 2002, 01:31 PM
 
Anything Stewie says.

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!"

"Shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
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May 14, 2002, 01:46 PM
 
Not really a "line" perse but the funniest thing I have seen in Family Guy.

When Peter goes away to the women's camp to get in touch with his feminine side.

Afterwards he has a bumper sticker on his car that says "My other Penis is a Vagina" I almost wet myself when I read that.
     
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May 14, 2002, 02:31 PM
 
In the episode where Brian goes after Lois's dad's prize-winning greyhound, he almost gets neutered at the end. Lois's dad says to him while he's on the operating table something like:

"Ahh, Brian. This reminds me of a Greek tragedy in which the father has to give up his life to save his children. Of course in this one, you'll be playing the role of Sans Testiclees."
     
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May 14, 2002, 02:45 PM
 
Lois: Stewey, I've got a surprise for you.
Stewey: Is it a dead Lois?


Quagmire: Hey Meg, you 18 yet?
Meg: no
Quagmire: Hey how's it going Brian? Alllll-right!

Brain: [sniffs Quagmire] You've had sex with 2 filipino women, [snffs again] and a man.
Quagmire: You mean 3 filipino women.
Brian: [sniffs again] one man.
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May 14, 2002, 03:09 PM
 
(not exact) Peter: "I have to do this, it's my patriotic duty! Heh heh, duty. Heh heh, diarrhea. Hey Lois, diarrhea!"
Lois: "Peter! Please, I'm carrying iced tea!"

Stewie: "Oh, oh! Play that really sad walking away music from The Incredible Hulk!"

Cleveland: "Wow. Lois must have written a book on man pleasing. To bad Lorretta doesn't allow white literature in our household."

Quagmire: "Does it look like a Q? How about now?"

Lois: "Peter if you keep this up, something terrible is going to happen."
Peter: "Yeah, something terrible... all the way to the bank!"

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May 14, 2002, 03:59 PM
 
"Cancelled" -- Fox TV

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May 14, 2002, 04:22 PM
 
Peter: Don't worry, Lois. I read a book about this once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?
Peter: Oh. Yeah.


Brian: Peter! This is the final plague!
Peter: Good, cause this is getting kinda old.
Brian: No! This is the death of the first-born son!
Peter: Oh, no! Stewie!
Brian: The FIRST born.
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter: Chris!


By the way...
On the one with the Phillapino women, Brian doesn't respond to Peter, he only looks at him.

And the one about duty...

It was: Peter: And remember, no swimming in the pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty...

and so on.

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