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It is not just a flame, it is a FESTIVAL!
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Mar 18, 2003, 08:31 AM
 
Just couldn't keep from doing it. Really, I tried.

THIS, my good friends, IS the BASH thread. You know the rules, I ain't gonna repeat them.
We'll just see how this goes. If the punching bagging is productive, we'll just start giving folks their own threads. A warm comfy place to click on when you're feeling down, lonely or just a little too high on yourself and feel you need taking down a peg.
May thanks to Lerk, the sanctimonious Tim Curry headed windbag with an affinity for Spiderman that is just a leeeeetle too creepy for me doof, for providing the inspiration.

Remember- we only trash those we lerv!
I LERVE you all! Ya bunch of bowl legged goats.

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Mar 18, 2003, 08:34 AM
 
I am not feeling lonely, not feeling down....I am not even high this time. But I just wanted to say that whatever happens in this thread...I lerv you all.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 08:36 AM
 
Screw, Frost bucket. I see you are STILL unfamiliar with the usage of deodorants.
Lerv you too!

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Mar 18, 2003, 08:45 AM
 
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Mar 18, 2003, 08:46 AM
 
Maxelson, what kind of pig-headed mud-slinger purposely starts a thread for bashing one's neighbors? I mean really! Where do you get the nerve to force you love of all thing limburger on the entire community?

You, of all people, have had the biggest negative impact on my forum experience. I can't even enjoy a cheap frolicsome B-movie romp now without hearing you deride the hollow dialogue, the transparent plot twists (assuming the plot isn't so weak as to cause you to fall into epileptic fits), and the "preschool-church-play" acting. Just like a damned thespian. I used to love B-movies, an you, cheese-for-brains, have taken that love away. Damn you and your insanely high standards. What's your obsession with quality anyway? Zealot.

And then there is the whole cheese thing. You, sir, are obviously a French sympathizer and need to be locked into a room filled with Kraft singles, only allowed out after you have eaten ALL of them. If you didn't wreak of Danish Blue, I'd come over and kick your constipated a$$. At least we can smell your fromage-de-jour stench so we know where you are. I'd call you a cheese head, but I don't want to insult the entire state of Wisconsin.

Then there's the whole sylvia plath thing you have going with Timo. I like Timo too much to follow this much, but please, get your own personality.

Its no wonder you've been designated poop checker.





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Mar 18, 2003, 09:03 AM
 
Now THAT'S the frigging spirit!!
Boots. I rename you kukjavel (Swedish for sh!tty boot). As for your tirade- I'd give it a C- for style, but you just cannot seem to master the whole "thesis/ supporting statement" thing. Not to mention the development- I mean, WHERE, precisely, does this... this epistle of thistle GO?
Pain Head- a more apropos sceen name for you Face Ache- better to smell of fromage than fecal matter, you weeping postule of pretense.


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Mar 18, 2003, 09:05 AM
 
Originally posted by boots:
Then there's the whole sylvia plath thing you have going with Timo. I like Timo too much to follow this much, but please, get your own personality.


No, hold on,

Wait...



If I have to listen to one more post about the beautiful majesty of the "stick," or the sublime aloof profoundness of Robert Fripp (um, what-e-ver), or one more sob story about the commute in eastern Mass (here's a clue, buddy: LEAVE while you STILL CAN!) I swear I'm gonna badmouth the Bard and all his "interpreters" (no matter where in RI they are) 'til the end of my days.

Actors. Sheesh. Talk about lil drama magnets.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:13 AM
 
Yah. And this from the Fin (leave off the last "n" for "ninny").
Nuff said on that.
Get a real language.

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:14 AM
 
And another thing, what is it with the coffee/cheese/jazz nazi thing? Some guy walks in lookin' for some bubble gum pop to go with his grilled cheese and Sanka and GUESS who's all over his shit? Guess who's front and center with the and the "get thee to a jazz nunnery" lecture? I mean, just take ONE guess!
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:15 AM
 
Svenskjavel.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:17 AM
 
Sure. Can I get fries widdat? Ar-kee-tek?

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:22 AM
 
Max and Timo ... Start and Finnish.

How about some good, wholesome fun-poking at the new Englanders? I googled these:

You know you're from Boston when:

- You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.
- You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
- You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
- You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.
- All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
- You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."
- Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
- You don't think you have an attitude.
- You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
- You have no idea what the word compromise means.
- You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
- Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

The New England dialect explained:

Bizah - odd
Flahwiz - roses, etc.
Hahpahst - minutes after the hour
Hahwahya? - how are you?
Khakis - what we staht the cah with
Pissah - superb
Retahded - silly
Shewah - of course
Wikkid - extremely
Yiz - you, plural
Popcahn - popular snack

     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:23 AM
 
<lame_trek_reference>
Are you here for the Festival?
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:25 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
Svenskjavel.
Alright Timo. You asked for it. You and your "I'm so much better than you cause I can wrap my tongue around a language no-one else can speak" attitude. "Svenskjavel" is not a word God intended our mouths to be able to utter. How in the hell can an 11 letter word only have 3 vowels? What the hell kind of dipthong is "skj" anyway? Only dipthings like you can call that intelligible.

And your "Bell Jar" thing with Maxelson....Well, at least Maxelson HAS a personality. Take away your contrived "Iceland" schtick and you got nothin. Squat!

There are only two things in this world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other people, and Scandinavians. They might think soaking a dead fish in draino makes a tasty treat, but we all know draino is for unclogging gunked-up drains...not brains, as the whole lutefisk phenomenon proved there isn't a brain to degunk anyway.

I have half a mind to put your drivel on my ignore list...of course that also means I have half a mind more than you have.



[edit] There. Are you happy Maxelson? Like you are the perfect speller. Its not like they were real words anyway...[/edit]



PS what the hell does Svenskjavel mean anyway?
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:27 AM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
Sure. Can I get fries widdat? Ar-kee-tek?
Nice baseball team, lamer.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:29 AM
 
Scandinavian
Lutefisk

RED PENNED!

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:30 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
Nice baseball team, lamer.
WHOA! HEY!!! This was supposed to be a PLAY NICE thing!
LOCK!!! LOCK!!! WHERE's Demonhood.
Sniff.
I'm taking my ball and going straight home.

Always the Finn what ruins the fun for all.
Heh. boots told you you got a bum Iceland schtick.

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:32 AM
 
Originally posted by boots:
Alright Timo. You asked for it. You and your "I'm so much better than you cause I can wrap my tongue around a language no-one else can speak" attitude. "Svenskjavel" is not a word God intended our mouths to be able to utter. How in the hell can an 11 letter word only have 3 vowels? What the hell kind of dipthong is "skj" anyway? Only dipthings like you can call that intelligible.
Dunno. Made it up. Ask Mr. Meatballs-for-dipthongs for the enytmology, I'm sure he's got six bookmarks filled with "fun Swedish facts."

And your "Bell Jar" thing with Maxelson....Well, at least Maxelson HAS a personality. Take away your contrived "Iceland" schtick and you got nothin. Squat!
Wrong. I got voodoo.

There are only two things in this world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other people, and Scandenavians. They might think soaking a dead fish in draino makes a tasty treat, but we all know draino is for unclogging gunked-up drains...not brains, as the whole ludefisk phenomenon proved there isn't a brain to degunk anyway.
Preachin' to the choir, my friend, preachin' to the choir.

I have half a mind to put your drivel on my ignore list...of course that also means I have half a mind more than you have.
Ha! Don't you dare! I'm brewin' up some good zingers that involve St Peter, chemistry and your so-called "vocation." Get ready to drown your sorrows at Bar A or Bar B, my friend, get ready.





     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:37 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
Wrong. I got voodoo.

Like that's supposed to be some kind of consolation.

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:40 AM
 
Originally posted by boots:
Like that's supposed to be some kind of consolation.
Me and voodoo are very happy together. You and your chemistry set, though, well, HEY! don't you have some venison to try to turn into party favors? Hmmm?
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:43 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
HEY! don't you have some venison to try to turn into party favors? Hmmm?
Seriously, I wish!

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:44 AM
 
Hee-heee. I like to watch...

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:46 AM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
Hee-heee. I like to watch...
Pervert!

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:48 AM
 
You don't know the half of it...
heeeehheehehehe

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Mar 18, 2003, 09:52 AM
 
Well, I take everything I said in my first post back. This thread is getting me high AS WE SPEAK.

You filthy pieces of extended rectum.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:54 AM
 
For the love of GOD! (Guarantees a Zimphire response)

This is the GAYEST. THREAD. EVER. (More Zim baiting.)



Was that what we're supposed to do here, maxelson, you cheesy bastard?
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 09:59 AM
 
Originally posted by davesimondotcom:
For the love of GOD! (Guarantees a Zimphire response)

This is the GAYEST. THREAD. EVER. (More Zim baiting.)



Was that what we're supposed to do here, maxelson, you cheesy bastard?
Why yes, yes Neanderthall Sloping Forehead Backwoods Montanaboy, it was!

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Mar 18, 2003, 10:01 AM
 
Oooop. I smell butter. And tripe. And fennel.
That can only mean...

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Mar 18, 2003, 10:15 AM
 
Originally posted by boots:
They might think soaking a dead fish in draino makes a tasty treat, but we all know draino is for unclogging gunked-up drains...not brains, as the whole lutefisk phenomenon proved there isn't a brain to degunk anyway.
Hey hey HEY hey hey...is this a veiled reference to Lerkfish?
Is it some sort of scando haagis pogrom?
Is it a KY jelly sort of thing?
Is the capital of Vermont Montpelier?

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Mar 18, 2003, 10:18 AM
 
Originally posted by Mr_Frost:
Well, I take everything I said in my first post back. This thread is getting me high AS WE SPEAK.

You filthy pieces of extended rectum.
Back to yer frite, Belgo-boy!
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 10:19 AM
 
Originally posted by Lerkfish:
Hey hey HEY hey hey...is this a veiled reference to Lerkfish?
If the camouflage pants fit...

And no, the camouflage pants don't make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.

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LOL science boy
     
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Originally posted by Timo:
LOL science boy
Hmm. Maybe I should start a new login-name called ScienceBoy...and change my sign-off to "Science Boy - Making the world a happier place through chemistry...."

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LOL bad-idea-science boy
     
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I think we should make new names for other members.

eg: dillerX = Aria's "Right Hand" Man

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Originally posted by starman:
I think we should make new names for other members.
Maxelson = Cheese Whore

Timo = Well, who really cares?

Lerkfish = Dead Herring

[edit] Spelling Nazi strikes again. You know, sometimes you really cheese me off, man! [/edit]
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Well, I mean WHO would DARE muck with "starman"? Hm? I mean, that there is moniker perfection is what THAT is, I'm tellin' ya...

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Originally posted by maxelson:
Well, I mean WHO would DARE muck with "starman"? Hm? I mean, that there is moniker perfection is what THAT is, I'm tellin' ya...
You know, it don't get much better than that .

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Originally posted by boots:
Maxelson = Cheese Whore

Timo = Well, who really cares?

Lerkfish = Dead Hering
HERRING! HERRING!!!
SWEET JEEBUS! SAFARI HAS A SPELL CHECK!!!

And Lerk should be "Fat Assed Cammie Wearing Commie Herring".

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Mar 18, 2003, 10:45 AM
 
Originally posted by starman:
You know, it don't get much better than that .

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No, now what we MIGHT be doing is chunking on New Jersey, but really, fish in a barrel.

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Originally posted by maxelson:
No, now what we MIGHT be doing is chunking on New Jersey, but really, fish in a barrel.
Not side of a barn like Mass.
     
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Mar 18, 2003, 10:58 AM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
No, now what we MIGHT be doing is chunking on New Jersey, but really, fish in a barrel.
That's OK, we're a tough crowd.

BRING IT ON!

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New York: FIlled with arrogant consume, consume, consumers who are hell bent on being the MOST obnoxious baseball fans and ruining every single speck of dirt, rock and tree they see, not to mention some of the most "I own it all" drivers out there.
New Jersey: filled with such an inferiority complex that they make it a mission to try to beat out the New Yorkers by doing double what they do.

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Squirrel Hell: Filled with the lamest forum posters on the planet. They can't make decent sig images (which violate guidelines BTW) and do nothing more than argue for the sake of arguing.

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What, ME, sir? Do you thumb your nose at ME, sir?

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Originally posted by maxelson:
What, ME, sir? Do you thumb your nose at ME, sir?
The better to flick you with, my dear.

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Originally posted by maxelson:
New York: FIlled with arrogant consume, consume, consumers
Especially if it's some nice French cheese...

who are hell bent on being the MOST obnoxious baseball fans
The beer-soaking-from-the-upper-deck I saw was a Fenway, friend, not in da Bronx...

and ruining every single speck of dirt, rock and tree they see

Prospect Park: you can keep yer Emerald choker...

not to mention some of the most "I own it all" drivers out there.
Hey, it's drive to win out here. Learn the language. Not at all like that random "if I don't back up on the Interstate now I'll have missed my exit and everyone knows if you miss your exit you end up on a loop that ejects your sorry ass all the way out to Worchester where you have to start over..."
     
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Originally posted by Timo:
Back to yer frite, Belgo-boy!
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