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Tulkas · Nov 29, 2003, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by KarlG:
I'll tell ya; no respect. My last girlfriend told me I was ugly, so I went to my therapist. He told me to lie on the couch; face down!

You're not ugly but I wouldn't expect to get a woman with looks.

amsalpemkcus · Nov 29, 2003, 01:01 AM

c'est ne pas une Ellen Feiss!

fireside · Nov 29, 2003, 01:02 AM

rofls karlg.

ThinkInsane · Nov 29, 2003, 01:14 AM

You pack 'o pervs need to get out more. And you wonder why there are never any chicks around here. As soon as they post, there's a pack of horny dorks dogging them. Go to a strip club, spy on your sisters, get a hooker, or just spank it, but for Christ's sake get the poison out so yo can function like regular people.

Here's a news flash for ya, testosterone induced stupidity does not get you the girl.

maxintosh · Nov 29, 2003, 01:15 AM

Tulkas · Nov 29, 2003, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
You pack 'o pervs need to get out more. And you wonder why there are never any chicks around here. As soon as they post, there's a pack of horny dorks dogging them. Go to a strip club, spy on your sisters, get a hooker, or just spank it, but for Christ's sake get the poison out so yo can function like regular people.

Here's a news flash for ya, testosterone induced stupidity does not get you the girl.

I'm gonna take a stab and say they do all of the above, and still act like horny dogs.

edit: removed pic.

Misanthrope · Nov 29, 2003, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
You pack 'o pervs need to get out more. And you wonder why there are never any chicks around here. As soon as they post, there's a pack of horny dorks dogging them. Go to a strip club, spy on your sisters, get a hooker, or just spank it, but for Christ's sake get the poison out so yo can function like regular people.

Here's a news flash for ya, testosterone induced stupidity does not get you the girl.

Everything in this post is absolutely correct.

Except for the last part. In reality, that has held true for several hundred thousand years. Bastards.

Tulkas · Nov 29, 2003, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by Misanthrope:
Everything in this post is absolutely correct.

Except for the last part. In reality, that has held true for several hundred thousand years. Bastards.

Yep, the unfair fact of life is many women will go for the attention whore over others. Oh sure, it won't last. Sure as hell sucks for the rest of us though.

ThinkInsane · Nov 29, 2003, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by Misanthrope:
Everything in this post is absolutely correct.

Except for the last part. In reality, that has held true for several hundred thousand years. Bastards.

I'll amend that:

Testosterone induced stupidity won't get you a girl worth having.

Hows that?

Misanthrope · Nov 29, 2003, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
I'll amend that:

Testosterone induced stupidity won't get you a girl worth having.

Hows that?

MUCH better.

MindFad · Nov 29, 2003, 01:52 AM

This is from *last* Thanksgiving, but pretty much the same now:

Scary, huh?

JLFanboy · Nov 29, 2003, 02:04 AM

Okay, well, needless to say I look pretty much like everybody else here; slightly overweight, hairy, glasses. So here's a pic of me from back when I was cute.

euchomai · Nov 29, 2003, 02:13 AM

Here you guys go

http://abc.go.com/primetime/specials...plication.html

sniffer · 06:49 AM

<- That's me.

<- And I am going to a Turboneger concert to night. \m/

sniffer � 2003

[edit="added link"]

ThinkInsane · Nov 29, 2003, 02:51 AM

Here's me, freezing my nuggets off last winter.

AlbertWu · 08:46 AM

me, a couple months ago, trying to look good for senior pics.

in reality, i am absolutely horrid-looking and totally un-photogenic. i don't WANT to count how many shots i had to go through to find that pic (one that looked half-decent.)

edit: oh yeah. 17, single (not for long, i hope...), and no money. but that's ok, right?

Demonhood · Nov 29, 2003, 03:40 AM

yes, i have three arms.

don't ask.

deekay1 · Nov 29, 2003, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by benb:

Sorry, he doesn't speak for all of us.

he certainly speaks for me!

pooka · Nov 29, 2003, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:
yes, i have three arms.

don't ask.

Some people say I have 3 legs.

Feel free to request pics.

keekeeree · Nov 29, 2003, 05:08 AM

Me (South Park style):

Me (in 2D):

deekay1 · Nov 29, 2003, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:

hmmmm

keekeeree · Nov 29, 2003, 05:56 AM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
Here's me, freezing my nuggets off last winter.

or...

Jens Peter · Nov 29, 2003, 05:58 AM

This is me;

Sorry for the un-sharp picture - I didn't take it.

iCol · Nov 29, 2003, 06:29 AM

Here I am!

willed · 08:24 AM

I'm on the left

Ladies: unfortunately I'm not single. Don't do anything stupid now

mrfrost · Nov 29, 2003, 06:48 AM

My most recent one.

Mastrap · Nov 29, 2003, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:

yes, i have three arms.

don't ask.

You also appear to have a single centrally located breast. A unitit as we in the medical profession like to call it.

sniffer · Nov 29, 2003, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by mrfrost:
My most recent one.

Nice shoot!

davidflas · Nov 29, 2003, 07:06 AM

Here's a recent picture of me taken in Brazil taking photos for a school that helps orphans and street kids.(I'm the second from the right)

In keeping with the thread theme:
I'm 32, single, and have some money, but not a lot.

philzilla · Nov 29, 2003, 07:53 AM

mamma san, philzilla, m a d r a, AKA: The Oi! Team

then, minutes later... oof!

chalk_outline · Nov 29, 2003, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by mrfrost:
My most recent one.

Was that a flip-trick? Or a real sketchy ollie?

Nice compression. Knees on nipples, it looks like you can get your torso up. I suck at that. When I ollie I can get my knees above my ears. But, I have a hard time getting my trunk higher.

mrfrost · Nov 29, 2003, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by chalk_outline:
Was that a flip-trick? Or a real sketchy ollie?

Nice compression. Knees on nipples, it looks like you can get your torso up. I suck at that. When I ollie I can get my knees above my ears. But, I have a hard time getting my trunk higher.

Just your basic flip. I used to skate a lot but now I just do it about twice a year (for about a 2 week period). i wish I had more time because I still really enjoy doing it.

Zoom_zoom · Nov 29, 2003, 08:52 AM

Okay, here is me about this time last year, with my rubber friend, he looks a little mean, but once you get to know him he is okay.

willed · Nov 29, 2003, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Zoom_zoom:
Okay, here is me about this time last year, with my rubber friend, he looks a little mean, but once you get to know him he is okay.

Reminds me of this pic of Norm and me in Boston

davidflas · Nov 29, 2003, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by KarlG:
I'll tell ya; no respect. My last girlfriend told me I was ugly, so I went to my therapist. He told me to lie on the couch; face down!

Unless I'm mistaken, he's quoting comedy great Rodney Dangerfield.

Cheers

Also had an obervation: We don't exactly look like the United Colors of Bennetton, do we?

mishap · Nov 29, 2003, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Hannah W:
Anyway - you guys have much more impressive racks than mine by the look of it! Although mine does seem to get more attention, not sure why.

nice!

wolfen · Nov 29, 2003, 10:09 AM

Devil's advocate...

Anyone who knows they're cute (and she does) and posts herself in a bikini of all things (which she did) knows what to expect in a forum of this caliber.

Let's all feel sorry for the attention-needy chick in a bikini for being disrespectfully attacked by horny toads? C'mon...gimme a break.

Hannah, grow up a little, eh?!

wolfen

waxcrash · 05:05 AM

Here's a pic of my friends and myself this last Halloween.

Click here.

roger_ramjet · Nov 29, 2003, 10:21 AM

Go here.

sniffer · Nov 29, 2003, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by wolfen:
Devil's advocate...

Anyone who knows they're cute (and she does) and posts herself in a bikini of all things (which she did) knows what to expect in a forum of this caliber.

Let's all feel sorry for the attention-needy chick in a bikini for being disrespectfully attacked by horny toads? C'mon...gimme a break.

Hannah, grow up a little, eh?!

wolfen

Well I for one doesn't mind. It's not her fault being over average good looking. Thought I agree the outcome can go both ways by posting here, this is the lounge after all.

voodoo · Nov 29, 2003, 11:17 AM

I'm the closest one. Blond hair + blue shirt.

Axo1ot1 · Nov 29, 2003, 11:18 AM

I got some pics up in the Mugshot thread over at the BBQ. Couldn't be bothered to put them up here...

MacNStein · Nov 29, 2003, 12:05 PM

Me this morning (taken by roommate). Notice the "don't **** with me `til I've had my coffee" look.

Sherwin · Nov 29, 2003, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:

Is that a tree of life tattoo I see there?

MacNStein · Nov 29, 2003, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Is that a tree of life tattoo I see there?

Why yes, it is.

wdlove · Nov 29, 2003, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by Demonhood:

yes, i have three arms.

don't ask.

That is a nice looking Apple IIE that you have, Demonhood. It looks almost brand new. Looks just like the one that I had. Where do you have the monitor located?

Cipher13 · Nov 29, 2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Tulkas:
:o

Its sad, but you're probably the hottest person on macnn.

Apart from me, you mean, no doubt...

Demonhood · Nov 29, 2003, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by wdlove:
That is a nice looking Apple IIE that you have, Demonhood. It looks almost brand new. Looks just like the one that I had. Where do you have the monitor located?

it was pretty new, at the time. we had several.
as for the monitor, it was hooked up to a television 10 feet away.

Sherwin · Nov 29, 2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Why yes, it is.

Cool. Almost got myself one of those once (although I was gonna go side of torso, not arm).

nredman · 07:39 PM

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