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ThisGuy · Dec 8, 2003, 10:52 PM

i am in the middle of putting together a playlist in iTunes and was looking for some input. this is mainly going to be burned and distributed to a few friends as a joke. here is what i have so far:

2 live crew - C'Mon Babe(Doo Doo Brown)
khia - My Neck, My Back
ll cool j - Doin' It
big boi - The Way You Move
snoop dog - Ain't No Fun
lords of acid - I Sit on Acid (original)
nin - closer
the hives - Hate to Say I Told You So
air - Electronic performers

any recommendations?

gorickey · Dec 8, 2003, 10:57 PM

"Songs to Fart To"?

Umm...

http://www.superlaugh.net/1/thefartsong.htm

shabbasuraj · Dec 8, 2003, 10:59 PM

anything Sade...

ThisGuy · Dec 8, 2003, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by gorickey:
"Songs to Fart To"?

Umm...

http://www.superlaugh.net/1/thefartsong.htm

hilarious. anything meaningful to contribute to this wonderful thread?

ThisGuy · Dec 8, 2003, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by shabbasuraj:
anything Sade...

that would fit better in my other playlist, "Songs To Make Love To".

GirlSplyph · Dec 8, 2003, 11:03 PM

LoL I think that's a great gift. How about putting some Uncle Al on that play list. "The Way You Move" by Big Boi? I don't know that one, but I know the one by OutKast. There's also a song by Tenacious D that's titled "My Biznitch is the Shiznit" which is pretty funny.

ThisGuy · Dec 8, 2003, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by GirlSplyph:
LoL I think that's a great gift. How about putting some Uncle Al on that play list. "The Way You Move" by Big Boi? I don't know that one, but I know the one by OutKast. There's also a song by Tenacious D that's titled "My Biznitch is the Shiznit" which is pretty funny.

big boi is the dood in outkast that sings/raps it.

shabbasuraj · Dec 8, 2003, 11:07 PM

HOUSE OF PAIN

JUMP AROUND

iWrite · Dec 8, 2003, 11:17 PM

Any song from the Wizard of Oz.

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz..."

JHromadka · Dec 8, 2003, 11:23 PM

"Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent

Oh wait, those are good songs at strip clubs.

GirlSplyph · Dec 8, 2003, 11:25 PM

Ohhhh...I didn't know that was his name. You learn something new every day. I was jamming to that song just tonight. I think I'll jam to it now.

sideus · Dec 8, 2003, 11:38 PM

Songs Before the Lock�?

SOLIDAge · 01:47 AM

the HIVES?
THE HIVES?!?!

bahhh
you want some real tail? swoon em with some Peter Cincotti

Peter Cincotti-Sway
Tortise-Glass Museum
Death in Vegas-girls
Chemical Brothers-Block Rockin' Beats
Oasis-Born on a different cloud
Soul Decision-FADED be it a joke or not this song is HILLLLARIUS

wang_himself · Dec 9, 2003, 01:53 AM

Sir Mix Alot - Baby Got Back
Digital Underground - Freaks of the Industry

2 Songs to F*** To!

Chemmy · Dec 9, 2003, 01:58 AM

Transistor Transistor - If You Really Loved Me You Would Shut The Hell Up
Pg. 99 - Your Face Is A Rape Scene
GG Allin - I Kill Everything I F***
The Blood Brothers - F***ing's Greatest Hits

Get some meth, a package of rubber gloves, a straightjacket and a hammer, and have yourself a wonderful time!

Edit: I think I'm doing this wrong.

macintologist · Dec 9, 2003, 02:05 AM

there's a song by an artist that begins with K the title is "My Neck, My Back"

definatley f*** music!!!!

Cipher13 · Dec 9, 2003, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by ThisGuy:
nin - closer

You have the one that counts.

Add...

Vast - Pretty When You Cry

Chemmy · Dec 9, 2003, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by macintologist:
there's a song by an artist that begins with K the title is "My Neck, My Back"

definatley f*** music!!!!

When I saw Les Savy Fav, their lead singer brought out a boombox with that sampled, held it up to the mic, and refused to start the show until people sung along.

Then he did things that made that the least exciting part of the night.

Cipher13 · Dec 9, 2003, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by macintologist:
there's a song by an artist that begins with K the title is "My Neck, My Back"

definatley f*** music!!!!

You should've let the filter take over there.

"definately **** music" would've let my imagination pretend you had taste.

vexborg · Dec 9, 2003, 02:22 AM

Jane's addiction:

Ocean Size (from Nothing's Shocking)

Ted, Just Admit It (Nothing's Shocking)

Three Days (Ritual de lo Habitual)

ASIMO · Dec 9, 2003, 02:24 AM

Just some of my itunes playlist:
"Tame" by the Pixies
"I Love You" by Asie Paxton
"Let's Talk About Cars" by Butthole Surfers
"Norwegian Wood" by Cornershop
"Candyman" by Cornershop
"Flying to Frisco" by Flying Pop's
"The Living End" by The Jesus & Mary Chain
"Inside Me" by The Jesus & Mary Chain
"Means To An End" by Joy Division
"The End" by Llorca
"Big Train" by Mike Watt
"Porcelain" by Moby
"Feelin' Love" by Paula Cole
"Money" by PF
"Seductive Barry" by Pulp
...

My current and long-standing favorite for such occasions:
"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.

Chemmy · Dec 9, 2003, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
"definately **** music" would've let my imagination pretend you had taste.

Zing

Jansar · Dec 9, 2003, 06:12 AM

Songs To Play:
"Double the Pleasure"
"You're Love Is All I Got"
"Sex the Night Away"
"I Can't Stop Drilling You"
"Drive It Home"

Songs not to play:
"You're So Easy"
"Do Me (Like Your Sister)"
"No More Cookies"
"Wet Dream Blues"
...and for God's sake, not that annoying Hampster Dance song

A really cool movie quote you can say before you start:
"On my signal, unleash Hell."

Lando Griffin · Dec 9, 2003, 06:15 AM

Jansar posted the following bitchin' quote:
"On my signal, unleash Hell."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

suprz's ghost · Dec 9, 2003, 06:23 AM

"no quarter" by zepplin BUT IT HAS TO BE FROM "THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME" ALBUM!!! AND CRANK IT UP LOUD! get the chick stoned and then let the music get into her, right before you do!!!

works every single f***ing time.

iNub · Dec 9, 2003, 06:24 AM

Tenacious D - **** You Slowly

dav · Dec 9, 2003, 06:52 AM

scrap the playlist and distribute miles davis - kind of blue

OptimusG4 · Dec 9, 2003, 07:09 AM

"Closer" by NIN

Spheric Harlot · Dec 9, 2003, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by dav:
scrap the playlist and distribute miles davis - kind of blue

That would be more of a "making love" thing, which I think he's not interested in.

Add also Davis's 1957 soundtrack to "L'ascenseur pour l'echafaud".

And of course "Easy" by the Commodores.

I can't really listen to music while, er, in the act.

Too distracting.

-s*

ThisGuy · Dec 9, 2003, 07:28 AM

i appreciate all of your input. some of you understand what i am going for here, some of you don't. i am looking for songs to F**K to, not songs to make sweet love to. i am looking for songs with a driving beat or a nice, hard bass line/groove.

dav · Dec 9, 2003, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by ThisGuy:
i appreciate all of your input. some of you understand what i am going for here, some of you don't. i am looking for songs to F**K to, not songs to make sweet love to. i am looking for songs with a driving beat or a nice, hard bass line/groove.

one of these days - pink floyd

ThisGuy · Dec 9, 2003, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by macintologist:
there's a song by an artist that begins with K the title is "My Neck, My Back"

definatley f*** music!!!!

already on the list, dood.

ThisGuy · Dec 9, 2003, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by SOLIDAge:
Oasis-Born on a different cloud

nothing wrong with this song, but i think it will go on my next compilation, "Songs To Cry To".

bleuvixen · Dec 9, 2003, 08:08 AM

the bad touch - bloodhound gang

"lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

Spheric Harlot · Dec 9, 2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by bleuvixen:
the bad touch - bloodhound gang

"lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

Yeah, that one gets me going as good as a bucketful of chilled water.

But then, this thread is not for me (thank Gods).

-s*

rozwado1 · 09:20 AM

From my experience, good F'ing tracks need a good beat to them, to keep both parties going at it. Here's my 2 cents:

Tha Dogg Pound (Snoop) - "Bomb Azz Pu**y"
The Dogg Pound - "Let's Play House"
ODB - Got your money
Busta - Light your a** on fire (new)
Wreckx-N-Effects - Rump Shaker
Q-tip - Breathe and Stop
Dr. Dre - Let's Get High (2001)
Jay-Z - I Just Want to Love U (Give it to me)

and for afterwards:
R. Kelly - Feelin' On Yo Booty

**Damn, it's all rap. I feel kinda ghetto right now...

macvillage.net · Dec 9, 2003, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by shabbasuraj:
HOUSE OF PAIN

JUMP AROUND

Ok, I have to ask...

Why?

Why do people consistantly suggest this damn song? According to about a hundred people I've encountered, it's a makeout/f*** song.

How/why?

Is this some sort of inside joke? Or for real?

Stuphalina · Dec 9, 2003, 10:11 AM

The Outkast song? Spread, by Andre 3000

Definitely "do-able"
Haha! I crack myself up.
::Sniff:: Sorry...

wdlove · Dec 9, 2003, 10:23 AM

I think that music will make a great gift for your friends. They will appreciate your thought and effort.

Personally we don't play any music. My wife like to have candles.

Gankdawg · Dec 9, 2003, 10:44 AM

How about "Back That A$$ Up" by Juvenile?

Cubeoid · Dec 9, 2003, 10:55 AM

People!

2 words: Marvin Gaye

Powaqqatsi · Dec 9, 2003, 10:57 AM

Rammstein

jersey · Dec 9, 2003, 11:17 AM

anything by
My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult

macroy · Dec 9, 2003, 11:35 AM

Poundcake - VH

Or

Black and Blue - VH

mishap · Dec 9, 2003, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Stuphalina:
The Outkast song? Spread, by Andre 3000

This is what i would vote for!

the entire "Love Below" cd is a good sdtk.

wolfen · Dec 9, 2003, 01:44 PM

Amnesiac
and
That Enigma cd -- MCMXVSIIWOOU&#$)@#$*(

you know...that one.

wolfen

Shaddim · Dec 9, 2003, 02:35 PM

The entire Aenima album, by TooL, who else?

korn · Dec 9, 2003, 05:48 PM

well, depends on what kind of f@#k your after...
Personally i like anything by Klaus Schulze or
Dead Can Dance for the darker experiences.

ShortcutToMoncton · Dec 9, 2003, 06:02 PM

I think that music will make a great gift for your friends. They will appreciate your thought and effort.

Personally we don't play any music. My wife like to have candles.

HAHAHAHAA! You dog you.

greg

thunderous_funker · Dec 9, 2003, 06:09 PM

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion is your friend:

Afro
World of Sex
Pant Leg (aka "Take a whiff of my pant leg, baby")
Full Grown (aka "full grown women who sho likes to f***" featuring the memorably lyric "wake up baby its time for yo mornin' ride")
Lovin' Machine

In fact, just throw on the album Extra Width and put down some plastic to protect the furniture.