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Dec 22, 2003, 10:34 PM
 
     
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Dec 22, 2003, 10:35 PM
 
The all new Hummer G5. For stupid people who need big things.
     
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Dec 22, 2003, 10:40 PM
 


http://fuh2.com/

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Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
**** you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
**** you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “asshole” and they’re right
**** you and your H2!



You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks
**** you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
**** you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
**** you and your H2!



If I gave you what you deserve
**** you and your H2!
I’d cut you off and make you swerve
**** you and your H2!
I’d follow you across the land
I’d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
**** you and your H2!



It’s true you are the Tax-break winner
**** you and your H2!
You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners
**** you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of ****.
**** you and your H2!



Despite my venomous complaint
**** you and your H2!
I’ve got an atom of restraint
**** you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven’t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
**** you and your H2!



For 3 or more: the carpool lane
**** you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
**** you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That’s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you ****ing jerk!
**** you and your H2!
     
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Dec 22, 2003, 10:45 PM
 
That car looks cool but nobody needs one of those unless they are in the Army or have a really small penis .
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Dec 22, 2003, 10:55 PM
 
what should they drive if they fall into both these things going for them?

anyone notice that this thing has NIKE tires?
     
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Dec 22, 2003, 11:10 PM
 
Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
anyone notice that this thing has NIKE tires?


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Dec 22, 2003, 11:17 PM
 
Tyres.

EH, fugly. The original is the best.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 12:43 AM
 
Originally posted by Cipher13:
Tyres.
You're a moron.

EH, fugly. The original is the best.
Agreed!

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Dec 23, 2003, 12:47 AM
 
Originally posted by Steve:
You're a moron.



Agreed!
Both are correct. One is more common than the other.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 12:50 AM
 
I'm not an American, however I like the looks of a HUMMER.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:00 AM
 
Even uglier than the others. Yuck!
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:04 AM
 
HUMMER : TERROR :: JEEP : COMMIES ?
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:40 AM
 
Originally posted by Cipher13:
Both are correct. One is more common than the other.
Uh oh, the -rolleyes- is out.

Cipher wins.

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Dec 23, 2003, 01:49 AM
 
Originally posted by Steve:
Uh oh, the -rolleyes- is out.

Cipher wins.
Don't mess with this little dude:
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:51 AM
 
this car is alright, even tho i started the thread with such gusto, im finding more and more that if you dont put a good title on a thread (like i didnt do with the daler mehndi thread) noone will post. the new hummer looks kinda lik it was made outta legos. really cool burly legos, but still danish building blocks.

daler thread.
the tunak tunak link is pretty damn funny

can someone just +1 this or something, the inadequacy complex this is giving me is too much to bear.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 02:00 AM
 
Gah, anybody who owns a Hummer is just compensating for something. People don't buy those things for any of the practical use it might actually have on occasion (other than transportation).
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 02:15 AM
 
We had to do some custom graphics for some H2 promo bullshit a few weeks ago. They brought one over and we started taking pictures. What a hunk of sheeeit. It's a huge, gas guzzling piece of plastic. The chrome grill is plastic. The bumper is plastic. Hell, I bet the freakin' frame is plastic. Still trying to figure out why it sucks so much gas when 80% of the vehicle is made of cheap-ass plastic.

Still think the original hummer is pretty sweet.

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Dec 23, 2003, 04:11 AM
 
I still like the original better, but I would buy that if I had too much money. The design looks cool, just gotta see if it's actually an off-road vehicle. By the way the H2 is probably one of the worst cars I've ever seen in my life.
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Dec 23, 2003, 04:14 AM
 
Originally posted by pooka:
We had to do some custom graphics for some H2 promo bullshit a few weeks ago. They brought one over and we started taking pictures. What a hunk of sheeeit. It's a huge, gas guzzling piece of plastic. The chrome grill is plastic. The bumper is plastic. Hell, I bet the freakin' frame is plastic. Still trying to figure out why it sucks so much gas when 80% of the vehicle is made of cheap-ass plastic.

Still think the original hummer is pretty sweet.
Whoever bought it must have bought the cheapest one possible, because all the H2's I've ever seen have had real chrome grill, rims, lights and siding (actually only one had chrome siding). It's still an ugly ass car though.
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Dec 23, 2003, 09:44 AM
 
That just doesn't look mean enough...We have a yellow h2 in our part of the city that some 5 foot 2, 100 pound woman drives around..I'm just waiting to read about the accident she has someday because she can barely see over the steering wheel!! I have no problems with these vehicles if they serve a purpose (offroad, towing a house, etc...) but seeing them as daily drivers is just scary in most instances...
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Dec 23, 2003, 02:34 PM
 
I just can't handle the Fact that H2 Hummers are built on a Suburban Chasis. This one must be using a Silverado Chasis. Another original idea from GM
It's got styling cues from the Original but it doesn't operate like one.

All show and no go.

For the money you can buy so much better.
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Dec 23, 2003, 03:54 PM
 
My first impression when I saw the new Hummer, that it looks as though it was made from a kit. Even the larger view make it look like a toy truck.

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Dec 23, 2003, 04:40 PM
 
I jst laugh at the chumps I see driving those H2s around. Freudmobiles if you ask me.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 04:49 PM
 
Damn H2s are everywhere in the DC area.... Hate those things. Love the originals though. Wanted one bad when I was in college - remember my g/f and I sat in one in the showroom.. laughing at the fact that we had our arms almost all stretched out to hold hands.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 05:12 PM
 
Originally posted by amsalpemkcus:


http://fuh2.com/

Untitled by Vanilla Bean

Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
**** you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
**** you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “asshole” and they’re right
**** you and your H2!

Just goes to show ... if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 05:12 PM
 
damn! i thought this thread was gonna be about oral sex!

arny swarzzenwhoever has 4 of the bigguns and i think he just got one of these. i guess they are better on the cali freeways...
     
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Dec 23, 2003, 05:14 PM
 
Originally posted by Stratus Fear:
Gah, anybody who owns a Hummer is just compensating for something. People don't buy those things for any of the practical use it might actually have on occasion (other than transportation).
If everything was practical we'd all be driving square Dodge K-Cars.

We'd never go to amusement parks, parties, watch movies, have TVs, have sex for anything other than reproduction, etc.

Perhaps people buy the things simply because they LIKE them?
     
   
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