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CD Hanks · 03:50 AM

I love you guys.

Randman · Sep 7, 2004, 03:52 AM

Already a thread on it. But you're not alone.

His Dudeness · Sep 7, 2004, 03:53 AM

Somebody needs a spellchecker!

Macfreak7 · Sep 7, 2004, 03:54 AM

Wow, the idiot seems to be typing those "threats" out individually (rather than cut/paste)! I didn't get called PANZY!

Cipher13 · Sep 7, 2004, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by Macfreak7:
Wow, the idiot seems to be typing those "threats" out individually (rather than cut/paste)! I didn't get called PANZY!

That's when you know they really care.

sideus · Sep 7, 2004, 04:53 AM

I didn't get one. I must not be loved.

Mr.White · Sep 7, 2004, 04:57 AM

Originally posted by sideus:
I didn't get one. I must not be loved.

Yeah!!! Hey, 'Giv me love', can you give me a death threat, I feel kind of left out. I know I don't post much, but I'll try harder if you just send me one. Make it good, buddy! I'm trusting you'll make it nice and juicy.

PacHead · Sep 7, 2004, 04:57 AM

Perhaps they're too dumb to know how to cut-n-paste ?

Somebody from here or an outsider ? An IP check would answer that.

Captain Obvious · Sep 7, 2004, 05:36 AM

How come I never get any of those?

All I ever get is demonhood whining at me to play nicer.

Randman · Sep 7, 2004, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
How come I never get any of those?

All I ever get is demonhood whining at me to play nicer.

Maybe the death threat is stage 2.

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2004, 06:11 AM

People who seriously intend to hurt or off people don't send a PM.

They just do it.

Think John Gotti took the time to sit down at a computer and peck out a "I-am-goin'-to-f*ck-you-up-and-put-you-in-cement-boots-at-the-bottom-of-the-Hudson-river" kind of message?

No.

This person sending that message is a pansy-*ss.

ambush · Sep 7, 2004, 06:15 AM

I'll be waiting for you.

You can come here anytime and try to stalk me.

DeathToWindows · Sep 7, 2004, 06:19 AM

I got similar... can I castrate the bastard now?

ManOfSteal · Sep 7, 2004, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by sideus:
I didn't get one. I must not be loved.

I got a personal phone call instead of a PM...does that count?

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2004, 06:37 AM

Seriously? They called you?

Here in most places in the U.S., all you do is hang up and then pick the phone back up, wait for the dial tone, the push * 5 7 and *57 tracks the number and sends a copy of it to your local police station.

You note the time and the date then go down to the police station and file a report and they look up who it was (the number) that called (using the *57 report) and put it in the report.

They can then be arrested and/or prosecuted because all you do is call the police/sheriff in their area code and prefix (first three digits of their number) and fax a copy of the police report.

Easy enough!

as2 · Sep 7, 2004, 06:42 AM

Why death by chair anyway...

Have you somehow offended a crazed carpenter on these forums and he is seeking his revenge in some sick and twisted way?

CD Hanks · Sep 7, 2004, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by as2:
Have you somehow offended a crazed carpenter on these forums and he is seeking his revenge in some sick and twisted way?

In the course of my life, I've offended a lot of people. This guy shouldn't feel too special by being insulted by me.

ambush · Sep 7, 2004, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by manofsteal:
I got a personal phone call instead of a PM...does that count?

yo rickey... did the guy state MacNN in the call??? I mean... was it related to MacNN... that'd be pretty (funny)^-1 ...

ManOfSteal · Sep 7, 2004, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
yo rickey... did the guy state MacNN in the call??? I mean... was it related to MacNN... that'd be pretty (funny)^-1 ...

No, they mentioned SpyMac and BBQ though ironically...

ambush · Sep 7, 2004, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by manofsteal:
No, they mentioned SpyMac and BBQ though ironically...

AHHAHA WHAT THE ****

HOW THE **** DID THEY GET YOUR NUMBER LOL

What did they say exactly.... this is sooo weird.

Like... you never harm anyone.... and I mean.. you're not like Zimp or something.

ManOfSteal · Sep 7, 2004, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
AHHAHA WHAT THE ****

HOW THE **** DID THEY GET YOUR NUMBER LOL

What did they say exactly.... this is sooo weird.

Like... you never harm anyone.... and I mean.. you're not like Zimp or something.

I'm only kidding.

Randman · Sep 7, 2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by manofsteal:
I'm only kidding.

Expect a death threat or two now.

ManOfSteal · Sep 7, 2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by Randman:
Expect a death threat or two now.

Bring it.

realitybath · Sep 7, 2004, 07:29 AM

"i'll fkcen stalk you will you fcken die - the safety word is 'banana'"

that's what mine read. I think it means he likes us.

Randman · Sep 7, 2004, 07:57 AM

I'm sure it's a shock to get one (I'll trade a gmail invite for a death threat?), but I've read worse garbage in the lounge.

chris v · Sep 7, 2004, 08:32 AM

I've got over 5000 posts here, and I've been a serious tw*t on over 1000 occasions, yet I get no death threat. Maybe I ned to redouble my efforts, you facking facks!

Oh, to be an admin, so I could match that IP to another account... Intrigue at its finest.

mdc · Sep 7, 2004, 10:46 AM

i don't understand why some of the words are censored?
he has some f words in there, but yet he still needs to censor other words.

oh well.

Demonhood · Sep 7, 2004, 11:07 AM

it's been taken care of.

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2004, 11:12 AM

Demonhood strikes again!

sideus · Sep 7, 2004, 11:33 AM

Some soul's thatched roof cottage has been burninated.

Shaddim · Sep 7, 2004, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
How come I never get any of those?

All I ever get is demonhood whining at me to play nicer.

Damn... I need to work harder. I've never received any type of reprimand from the mods, and you're not that much more blunt than I am.

*MacNStein feeling left out*

Demonhood · Sep 7, 2004, 11:40 AM

the one i got didn't involve a chair.
it did, however, include a dog.

so nice to know they were personalized.

lil'babykitten · Sep 7, 2004, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:
the one i got didn't involve a chair.
it did, however, include a dog.

so nice to know they were personalized.

Cody Dawg · Sep 7, 2004, 11:47 AM

A dog?

Glad it wasn't a Dawg!

TheBadgerHunter · Sep 7, 2004, 12:22 PM

Damn, I didn't get one. No one cares about thebadgerhunter.

Kind of a disjointed threat. First he's going to shoot you in the head, then kill you with a chair. A simple knowledge of anatomy would tell him you won't be bleeding to death after a shot to the head..

Landos Mustache · Sep 7, 2004, 12:24 PM

I feel really left out.

Jacob B Schmidt · Sep 7, 2004, 03:04 PM

i still don't see what the big deal is.. I get these sorts of things all the time, even in my fortune cookies

Zimphire · Sep 7, 2004, 03:14 PM

I never got one either.

ambush · Sep 7, 2004, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I never got one either.

How ironic and unfortunate

turtle777 · Sep 7, 2004, 04:22 PM

Judging from the language, it could be Ca$h...

-t

TheBadgerHunter · Sep 7, 2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Jacob B Schmidt:
i still don't see what the big deal is.. I get these sorts of things all the time, even in my fortune cookies

You see, thats because even Fate wants you to die.

Jacob B Schmidt · Sep 7, 2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
You see, thats because even Fate wants you to die.

way to spell out the joke

TheBadgerHunter · Sep 7, 2004, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Jacob B Schmidt:
way to spell out the joke

I'm gunna KILL YOU!

Jacob B Schmidt · Sep 7, 2004, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
I'm gunna KILL YOU!

don't make me put that chair in your butt!

nredman · Sep 7, 2004, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by sideus:
I didn't get one. I must not be loved.

me neither....wtf...i guess i should work harder to piss people off on here

demograph68 · Sep 7, 2004, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by nredman:
me neither....wtf...i guess i should work harder to piss people off on here

Pussy!

MacGorilla · Sep 7, 2004, 08:07 PM

"You will die in seven days"
"Ben Gay?"
"Seven days"
"Whose gay?"

nredman · Sep 7, 2004, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by demograph68:
Pussy!

hey f you buddy

nredman · Sep 7, 2004, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by MacGorilla:
"You will die in seven days"
"Ben Gay?"
"Seven days"
"Whose gay?"

homo say what? what?

rambo47 · Sep 7, 2004, 08:23 PM

Geez, these death threats are more coveted than G-Mail invites!