[wtf_reporter]

At work a newly inducted apprentice says to me that his mom is going to treat him for his birthday by taking him to a ****ing strip club!! Anyway I had to give advice on the best ones out there. jeesus! I asked him if he would find it ok to go with the mom, and he has no problems with it!! Jeez, may be Im just too fecking old fashioned!!

[nredman]

is his mom hot? is she a milf?

[wtf_reporter]

oh yeah he told me his mom looks quite hot, doesnt look like 50ish. said he will bring pictures, will let you know..but still

[TheBadgerHunter]

Maybe his moms a lesbian?

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Maybe his moms a lesbian?

Or a pole dancer?

[wtf_reporter]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Maybe his moms a lesbian?

who the fsck cares if she's one? would you still go with your mom?!!

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by wtf_reporter:
would you still go with your mom?!!

Hell yes...it sure beats going to JCPenney's or Wal-Mart to shop and find the right color of lipstick!

[nredman]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
Hell yes...it sure beats going to JCPenney's or Wal-Mart to shop and find the right color of lipstick!

lipstick for her or you?

[nredman]

Originally posted by wtf_reporter:
who the fsck cares if she's one? would you still go with your mom?!!

i wouldn't go with my mom, just for the record, but i'd go with a hot mom that wasn't my mom

[wtf_reporter]

Originally posted by nredman:
i wouldn't go with my mom, just for the record, but i'd go with a hot mom that wasn't my mom

good to know your position on this issue

[gerbnl]

Originally posted by wtf_reporter:
who the fsck cares if she's one? would you still go with your mom?!!

Yes of course! Be glad that at least he has a mother who's not all uptight about sex (or a mother that raised him not to be all uptight about it for that matter.)

[hayesk]

Originally posted by wtf_reporter:
oh yeah he told me his mom looks quite hot, doesnt look like 50ish. said he will bring pictures, will let you know..but still

When a dude is going to bring pictures showing you how hot he thinks his mom is, I recommend avoiding that dude...

...but not necessarily avoid his mom.

[turtle777]

Originally posted by hayesk:
When a dude is going to bring pictures showing you how hot he thinks his mom is, I recommend avoiding that dude...

-t

[AlfaMunky]

"See junior this where mommy use to make her bones shaking her tail feather as she rode the pole."

I don't want the vagina I came out of next to me while I eyeball f*ck girls shaking theirs in my face for singles.

People are weird.

[mitchell_pgh]

Originally posted by wtf_reporter:
who the fsck cares if she's one? would you still go with your mom?!!

Not on a work night... that's just not being responsible.

[AB^2=BCxAC]

Originally posted by AlfaMunky:
I don't want the vagina I came out of next to me while I eyeball f*ck girls shaking theirs in my face for singles.

People are weird.

Translation: I don't want the woman who (possibly hypocritically) taught me to treat women with respect help me indulge in an objectifying exploitation of women because then I couldn't pretend in my mind that women are just sex objects, no matter how much the media and slutty women tell me they want to be treated that way for money.

[MacNStein]

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
Translation: I don't want the woman who (possibly hypocritically) taught me to treat women with respect help me indulge in an objectifying exploitation of women because then I couldn't pretend in my mind that women are just sex objects, no matter how much the media and slutty women tell me they want to be treated that way for money.

Pfftt! Baaaaaloney. The guys are the ones being exploited, not the women. The girls know exactly what they're doing.


And for the record, no, I wouldn't go with my mom. That's just not right.

Did anyone else catch that episode of Real Sex about the Bunny Ranch on HBO? Some woman brought her 20-something year-old son there for his first time... and watched the whole thing from behind a 2 way mirror. *shudder*

[ThisGuy]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
Or a pole dancer?

definitely a pole smoker.

[AB^2=BCxAC]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
The girls know exactly what they're doing.

For money.

[storer]

you people and spelling "mum" like "mom." Its so annoying LOL

[Peter]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
...2 way mirror...

they can see in, and you can see out?

[turtle777]

Originally posted by Peter:
2 way mirror ? - they can see in, and you can see out?

Is that the same we call window ?

-t