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made me laugh anyway...
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A nine year old boy asks his mother,
"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to
be consistent, the mother answers,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with
understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Heh. Stupid, but it made me chuckle
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it.
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Clinically Insane
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The mother should be slapped ! 
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As Art Linkletter said, "Kid's say the funniest things." Thanks for the laugh.
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Originally posted by turtle777:
The mother should be slapped !
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political/war is thataway ->
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Clinically Insane
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Originally posted by nath:
political/war is thataway ->
Since when is domestic violence part of politics ?  
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"Microsoft is a cross between the Borg and the Ferengi. Unfortunately, they use Borg to do their marketing and Ferengi to do their programming." Simon Slavin
Me on Flickr.
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I cringe in digust... much like I do when I actually see Micheal Jackson.
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Professional Poster
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Originally posted by wdlove:
As Art Linkletter said, "Kid's say the funniest things." Thanks for the laugh.
you really think a kid said that?
Anywho, it was funny.
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"Hello, what have we here?
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Addicted to MacNN
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I rebooted and ran fsck on the internet and still get this error...
False advertising?
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Funniest thing I've seen today!
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...completely against political racism!
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Clinically Insane
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
I rebooted and ran fsck on the internet and still get this error...
False advertising?
Works for me, everytime. 
Just try again, and again, and again...
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