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House cleaning tips
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Subject: How to clean your toilet
______ Clean Your Toilet -
______ The Fun Way
_____ 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the
bowl.
______ 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
______ 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may
need to stand on the lid.
_____ 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
______ Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat
______ is actually enjoying this.
______5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
_____ a "power-wash" and rinse".
______6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
_____ Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
______ and the front door.
_____ 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
______8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside
where he will dry himself off.
_____9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
______ Sincerely,
______ The Dog
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Good one.
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Originally posted by nredman:
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Originally posted by nredman:
That is a real cute story.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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