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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
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A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...p;section=news
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... just shows you... never kill chickens when groggy and angry... and when you have an erection...
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I seriously don't think you can mistake your penis for a chicken's neck.
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Do you have a link to the source?
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To quote the radio earlier this week, "He should have just choked it.".
[listens to the crickets]
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Yose.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Eh, I guess it's too late to tell him the phrase begins with choke, not chop.
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bummer.
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Makes you wonder what he ususally feeds the dog.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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I read the topic and just couldn't keep from laughing. I mean, wtf? How do you mistake your penis for something that is NOT your penis? You can tell when you touch your own skin. The nerves under the skin send sensations to the brain. And how would the chicen making noise have no head/beak, and be RIGHT at his crotch? And why the hell would a dog "rush up and eat it." Come on, this can't be real. It's is a joke, right?
Good picture, btw.
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Originally posted by the_glassman:
lol
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Here is the Reuters Article.
If you guys think that's bad read this!
Yeah, I think it's pretty funny, I mean is his penis covered in feathers? [Unless he was tarred and feathered at one point]
I would think by the time you cut it off, you would realize and do something, because I wouldn't imagine the dog was just waiting for him to do this the whole time so he could eat it.
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OOPS, some mistake. Maybe its for the best he cant easily breed anymore.
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Originally posted by Secret__Police:
OOPS, some mistake. Maybe its for the best he cant easily breed anymore.
 
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Originally posted by Jaey:
I seriously don't think you can mistake your penis for a chicken's neck.
same...
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Is Reuters known for publishing fake news? I know that anyone can submit articles to them, so it makes sense that this could be a joke.
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
How can you cut off your schlong if you have undies on?
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may be it will grow back!!
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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Originally posted by the_glassman:
If you guys think that's bad read this!
So this guy wakes up hearing voices telling him to cut off his penis, fry it up and eat it. And he does it!?
Seriously!?
I'm pretty sure if I heard voices telling me to do that I'd tell them to **** off!
Some people just don't have any balls.
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Originally posted by Turias:
Is Reuters known for publishing fake news? I know that anyone can submit articles to them, so it makes sense that this could be a joke.
Well, I did some searching and MSNBC and Yahoo! both published the story. They both used Reuters as a source though. But if it is fake, a lot more than just us got fooled.
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Originally posted by drive-thru:
Some people just don't have any balls.
well, not anymore...
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I couldn't picture this in my head..
I'll step back and move on to the next thread.
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Originally posted by Kenneth:
I couldn't picture this in my head..
I'll step back and move on to the next thread.
Good idea
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Originally posted by MindFad:
What a wanker.
So what's wrong with that?
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..and she is happy for the dog:
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Originally posted by MindFad:
What a wanker.
Not any more.
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