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Police accuse man of crime against pig
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"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.
However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.
hey guy, way to think outside the box!!! sheep are sooooo last year. 
where is that paper from? i have never seen an article so vague.
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That was an act of Biblical proportions. 
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"Crime against nature", whatever. You may as well file it under statutory rape, since a pig has no way of consenting. The same is true of pretty much any other animal.
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You are in Soviet Russia. It is dark. Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!
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Originally posted by Millennium:
"Crime against nature", whatever. You may as well file it under statutory rape, since a pig has no way of consenting. The same is true of pretty much any other animal.
So what's your point ?
What does that have to do with other animals ?
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Originally posted by turtle777:
So what's your point ?
What does that have to do with other animals ?
Nothing really. My point was that in this day and age a "crime against nature" charge, deserved or not, is not going to be easily upheld in an appeals process. A statutory rape charge, on the other hand, would be much easier to uphold.
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You are in Soviet Russia. It is dark. Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!
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<the day before>
Gullette was sitting down in the local cafe eating breakfast. He said to the waitress while finishing his meal, "Woo, I shure loves ma bacon!" With a smirk and a hint of sarcasm, she replied, "Well why don't you marry it." Gullette stood up and said, "Alright, I will!" and hastily stormed out the front door.
</end the day before>
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Originally posted by Xeo:
<the day before>
Gullette was sitting down in the local cafe eating breakfast. He said to the waitress while finishing his meal, "Woo, I shure loves ma bacon!" With a smirk and a hint of sarcasm, she replied, "Well why don't you marry it." Gullette stood up and said, "Alright, I will!" and hastily stormed out the front door.
</end the day before>
So what you're saying is that he by mistake raped the pig, instead of bacon ?  Stupid mistake...
-t
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I grew up in the country. When I was about 15 a kid in my high school class (in England) actually boasted about doing the nasty with one of the pigs on his dad's farm. Honestly, I think he thought we'd be impressed that he lost his virginity to a pig. 
Brings a whole new meaning to the verb "to pork."
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I can't imagine somebody ever doing that. Absolutely repulsive.
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Lets put this crime into perspective.
Can someone post a picture of the Pig?
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At least the pig is safe now, and brought unto deliverance.
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I guess the pig squealed on him.
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Originally posted by KarlG:
I guess the pig squealed on him.
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the pig squealed on him? geddit? haha! 
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Yes I got it. 
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Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe
Is this common that you'll get to know the name and adress of a...a...a...  ..."kind of criminal"??
By the way - was the pig under age??
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where's Burt, with a compound bow, when you need him?
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Originally posted by moonmonkey:
Lets put this crime into perspective.
Can someone post a picture of the Pig?
Ohhhhh, sexy!!!!!
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Originally posted by MacNStein:
At least the pig is safe now, and brought unto deliverance.
Who's gonna pay for the pig's shrink ?
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Originally posted by turtle777:
Who's gonna pay for the pig's shrink ?
-t
yeah, bacon does shrink quite a bit when you fry it. 
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Originally posted by MacNStein:
yeah, bacon does shrink quite a bit when you fry it.
Wow, that's almost like praying mantides.
First sex, then lunch.
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Maybe the Pig was forcing the guy...
Thems pigs can be filthy sometimes.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Maybe the Pig was forcing the guy...
Thems pigs can be filthy sometimes.
Another senseless furry crime. When will it end? 
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come on you've never got too drunk and woke up next to a pig?
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