I feel like going green at NN is the gateway to eternal dork-dom. I was thinking of some things I should do before I hit the mark, such as:
1. Going on a sex bender (because it may become scarce)
2. Throw out all my vintage t-shirts and replace them with Jaguar and Panther release shirts.
3. Learn C++ or some other dorky programming language.
4. Grow a ponytail.
5. Get a "Windoze rulez" tattoo on my ass.
6. Paint my body green for the occasion - Incredible Hulk style
7. Retiring.