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If I were God I would declare...
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that all plane crashes will be like this from now onwards:
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waky waky!
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...or that planes don't crash at all? 
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Originally posted by nredman:
...or that planes don't crash at all?
get real!
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waky waky!
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Originally posted by i_rooster:
get real!
ok
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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i would declare...
'All penises be exactly the same size hence we would save the environment by all driving hybrid vehicles and not have the need for H2's and Escalades.' 
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waky waky!
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Originally posted by stevesnj:
i would declare...
'All penises be exactly the same size hence we would save the environment by all driving hybrid vehicles and not have the need for H2's and Escalades.'
so you're saying you have a small dick then?
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Originally posted by nredman:
so you're saying you have a small dick then?
LOL...I drive a Yugo...so you figure it out 
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I would declare:
"Pi is exactly 3"
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Originally posted by 11011001:
I would declare:
"Pi is exactly 3"
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!!
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Originally posted by stevesnj:
i would declare...
'All penises be exactly the same size hence we would save the environment by all driving hybrid vehicles and not have the need for H2's and Escalades.'
I'll bet you originally used Hummer but then switched to H2.
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I too have a small penis, but dont care about that,
I would have to say that all women have to be topless @ all times.
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Originally posted by qualey2:
I too have a small penis, but dont care about that,
I would have to say that all women have to be topless @ all times.
Nope, then we'd become desensitized to seeing breasts, and where's the fun in that?
Let's compromise and say every other Friday.
If I were God I would declare a ban on all organized religion.
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remember back in the good ol' days when this thread wasn't about your penises and it could have gone off quietly into oblivion?
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Originally posted by i_rooster:
get real!
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:: frankenstein / lcd-less TiBook / 1GHz / radeon 9000 64MB / 1GB RAM / w/ext. 250GB fw drive / noname usb bluetooth dongle / d-link usb 2.0 pcmcia card / X.5.8
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Originally posted by Sarc:
AHH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! 
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we'd all be like Q ... (doesnt matter which one) ... we could do whatever (whoever) whenever .. lol .. would be nice to be able to do anything, everything ... and no one would care...
lol ... everyone could live out their fantasies, curiosities (i'm talking history, not sexuality here folks) ... well .. or that too ... lol ...
where's all the anti windows ppl saying if they were god we'd all use macs?!?
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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There's a great song by Bloodhoung Gang called Hell Yeah, I think it's pretty funny.
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NOW YOU SEE ME! 2.4 MBP and 2.0 MBP (running ubuntu)
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I would declare my existence, desires, and worldview in an undeniable, scientifically verifiable way, so that no wars would need to be fought over me, and no one would need to hate anyone else on my behalf.
Clearly, I am more intelligent than God.
That, or God doesn't exist.
Take your pick.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Originally posted by Oneota:
I would declare my existence, desires, and worldview in an undeniable, scientifically verifiable way, so that no wars would need to be fought over me, and no one would need to hate anyone else on my behalf.
Clearly, I am more intelligent than God.
That, or God doesn't exist.
Take your pick.
What about the third option?
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Originally posted by djohnson:
What about the third option?
Meh...I was just tryin' to be witty and/or wry. No offense to the religious-minded intended.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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...that people over the age of 65 take a driving test every few years, everyone needs to take a test to be able to have children, and I like the Pi being exactly 3
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Originally posted by qualey2:
I would have to say that all women have to be topless @ all times.
I was made legal for woman to be topless whenever they like here in Toronto a few years ago. At first you saw the odd ultra feminist woman strutting down the street downtown with her top off. A couple years later they all got sick of doing it and you don't see it anymore.
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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having Pi be 3 would take all the fun out of Pi Day... 
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
At first you saw the odd ultra feminist woman strutting down the street downtown with her top off.
erm, isnt that what men want?
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Originally posted by fireside:
erm, isnt that what men want?
Its not about what men want. Its about what women want, or doing what women aren't allowed to do. Plus it probably feels nice to have the wind blowing on there.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
At first you saw the odd ultra feminist woman strutting down the street downtown with her top off.
Originally posted by fireside:
erm, isnt that what men want?
Umm, no. Men want women who desire to be sexually objectified. A woman walking down the
street topless in an act of defiance to existing social/sexual mores is hard to objectify sexually.
Whereas a woman walking down the street because she is an attention whore and likes to be looked
at is easy to objectify sexually.
That is why so many men are threatened by powerful women; They refuse to allow themselves
to be defined by terms of a man's choosing. Instead, they define themselves by terms of their own choosing.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally posted by DeathMan:
Its not about what men want. Its about what women want, or doing what women aren't allowed to do. Plus it probably feels nice to have the wind blowing on there.
uh, okay.
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God says: let software - and beer - be free for everyone!
... And even many other things - but, to be realistic, let's begin with these...
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The freedom of all is essential to my freedom. - Mikhail Bakunin
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