[rozwado1]

I just typed it up in my blog, and I hate to do the blog links (click my sig), so here's some highlights:

Q: What do you get when you combine a fifth of Everclear, a broken nose, two grown men in bed together listening to Cat Stevens, and a death threat with a knife through it?

A: Michigan State Homecoming weekend 2004!

Saturday morning:
Nathan and I wake up early and eat at LouHa's. I order a bunch of eggs and Nathan gets a double jack and coke. Waitress looks worried, but still serves the drink.

Tailgate:
2 hippies selling shirts that say "beer pong is not a crime" get robbed by a furious tailgater that believed beer pong was in fact a crime. He tries to rip up the shhirt in protest, but he buckles under pressure and just stretches out the collar. The assailant runs away with the tshirt in fear and utter disbelief of his woman-like tshirt ripping skills.

Saturday night:
Andrew and Oliver brought over a little 17 year old temptress named Katie, who they call their little sister. Jay was torn between legality and a fun night that would take him back to high school. Kaz served as the devil on his shoulder, but Jay couldn't deliver.

Farmer, who was at the Shark all day, managed to get his nose broken on the way back home when he ran into some guy in front of the Riv. He was still drunk, so he was all smiles because the pain hadn't set in. Once his blood got cleaned up (which turned the bathroom into a biohazard), he was back to being social. Levi and Craig took him into Sparrow in the morning to get it reset.

Sunday:
We get back and I start cleaning up the skank, while Jay and Nathan are 'playing gay' upstairs. I walk up to shower to find them both laying in Jay's bed, listening to Cat Stevens and asking me to join them. I was tempted, but declined the invite. After I showered though, Nathan managed to get me in the prone position on Kaz's bed and more of nathan's dry humping ensued.

Sunday afternoon:
Nathan realized he lost his keys, and after searching the house, decides to drive back to Detroit to get another set. His car was blocking everyone in and they all planned on leaving at 4, so he had to hurry. It should have taken him 3 hours for the round-trip journey, and he left at 1 so it was all gravy (?). Instead of delivering as promised, Nathan showed up at 6pm (2 hours late) with an incredibly drunk Korean girl. ???

After the Lions game, we take Prima back to her apartment to find a note with a knife through it that reads (something like):

You can never be safe. I am not a problem that will go away. Next time I see you, you will feel my pain.
Your friend, Tod

Needless to say, Prima didn't take a shower. We got the hell out of there and called the police.

That's the long of the short. Try to beat it. Nick

[Powaqqatsi]

cool sig

[d4nth3m4n]

i can't beat that. nicely done... i think.

question though-
where does the everclear tie in?

...and in before the conversation about straight guys "playing gay"

[rozwado1]

Oh, the Everclear was consumed at tailgate via "Pass the Fifth" mentality. We finished it at about 10.30am. Ah, college.

[Dale Sorel]

Originally posted by rozwado1:
Try to beat it. Nick

I can't.. it's too sore

[brapper]

gimme until next monday. homecoming's next weekend.

mmmm 8am breafast keggers.

[Powaqqatsi]

What the hell is homecoming anyway ?

[TubaMuffins]

give it time, our homecoming is starting today, so we'll see what happens this weekend. Then there's always halloween in madison...

[Turias]

Originally posted by Powaqqatsi:
What the hell is homecoming anyway ?

It's usually the first big football game of the year, with lots of partying afterwards.

[d4nth3m4n]

Originally posted by Powaqqatsi:
What the hell is homecoming anyway ?

but its called "homecoming" because the alumi come back. not totally sure if it is just last years senior class or what, but alums come back.

[TheBadgerHunter]

I am awed at how gay that was.

[Powaqqatsi]

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
but its called "homecoming" because the alumi come back. not totally sure if it is just last years senior class or what, but alums come back.

I see

[Turias]

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
but its called "homecoming" because the alumi come back. not totally sure if it is just last years senior class or what, but alums come back.

Not always. It's like that for most college/university homecomings that I have seen, but highschools also have homecomings, and they don't usually involve alums, as far as I know.

[G4ME]

i was hanging out at a friends frat watching everyone get drunk, then their 58 year old toothless grandmother, who lives in the trailer park next to them came over with a 12 pack of Bush and got drunk with us, a brother broke out the guitar and serenaded her. We have it on video, i will post it when i get a hold of a copy.

[drive-thru]

Nice.
I went all-out and read the full blog version.


Any more info about the note-knife combo?

[rozwado1]

Originally posted by drive-thru:
Any more info about the note-knife combo?

Not yet. East Lansing PD is working on it :jerkingoff:

@BadgerHunter - thanks. I've had better stories, but spread out across weekends. We could get into those later.

@G4ME - Old people at parties are great. We had a houseparty back in high school where some 45yo hick from Tennessee showed up. We knew him from work, and he was supposed to deliver some liquor to the party thrower for his birthday present (from our boss). Ends up that he drank the fifth on the way over instead and proceeded to freak out all the HS girls we knew by commenting on their tight, young appearance. He also made it a point to tell each of them what he would do to them in bed. After scaring all the girls away and getting high with some of our other friends, we all passed out as he grabbed the phonebook and called hookers from Detroit over to the house.
I pretended to sleep so I didn't have to get involved, but he went through 2 hooker deliveries before accepting one. The first 'pimp' was wearing velcro shoes and threatened to kill the guy if he didn't pay the 'service charge' of driving out to the suburbs. He paid him off and had the second hooker come. The 45yo then ended up 'doing business' with the hooker in my buddy's bed, but he didn't care because he knew it would be worth telling this story in the future.

[drive-thru]

[dumb question]
I assume 'fifth' is a volume measure of alcohol, I've heard this phrase before but never bothered to find out what it actually is. It seems to just be an American term because we definitely don't use it here in the UK.

So, what is a fifth? How big is it? What is it a fifth of?
[/dumb question]

[turtle777]

Originally posted by drive-thru:
[dumb question]
I assume 'fifth' is a volume measure of alcohol, I've heard this phrase before but never bothered to find out what it actually is. It seems to just be an American term because we definitely don't use it here in the UK.

So, what is a fifth? How big is it? What is it a fifth of?
[/dumb question]

"One fifth of a gallon or four fifths of a quart of liquor."
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fifth&r=67

0.2 US gallons = 0.75708236 liters
0.8 US quart = 0.75708236 liters

Google is your friend !

-t

[drive-thru]

Thanks, why not just say it's 75cl?

Goggle is my friend, but we're going through a rough patch right now. I'm getting really tired of Google looking down at my spelling and the snide way it asks "Did you mean: ...?" whenever I type something wrong.
Yes, of course I ****ing meant to spell it right you ********!!!

[ambush]

i got involved in a threesome with 2 incredibly drunk gals.

fun fact: I was more drunk than them

[turtle777]

Originally posted by drive-thru:
[B]Thanks, why not just say it's 75cl?

Duh, because "fifth" is easier and faster !

-t

[turtle777]

-t

[drive-thru]

Originally posted by turtle777:
Duh, because "fifth" is easier and faster !

-t

Then why not just put things in litre bottles?

(I fear we're on the same side here, but nevermind.)

Anyway, I love the imperial system:
16oz = 1lb, 14lb = 1st
12 inches = 1 foot, 3 feet = 1 yard, 1760 yards = 1 mile

Now where did I leave my threepenny bit?

[rozwado1]

let's get off this derail and get back to the task at hand:

Hookers, drunkeness, drugs, death threats, etc.

Discuss.

[drive-thru]

Sorry, yeah, my weekend sucked. None of the above.

[Peter]

Originally posted by turtle777:


-t

steal my pics again. and die.