[ambush]

I told this girl (who likes me, and I like her too) that we'd do something tonight (saturday night)... it was planned since monday.

BUT the girl had to go to job because her boss called her (she obeys or she's fired) anyway she had work until 8:30PM and she said she'd call me after.. I was really happy and I told her I'd be at my house waiting for her phone call...

well I never heard the phone ring...

my SISTER monopolized the ****ING PHONE FOR ****ING 2 HOURS AND MY DATE TRIED TO CALL 2 TIMES. AND WHEN YOU'RE ON THE LINE AND SOMEONE CALLS IT DOES A SPECIAL SOUND AND SHE DIDN'T ANSWER. THE ****ER. ****ING SISTER.

SO **** HER.

She tells me... UHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIENDS (she's my twin sister so she can understand how a phone call can be important)

I fire up Xcode... code a 20 lines invisible app that that I place in HER iMac's startup items...

That app checks every 10 ****ING seconds if aMSN or Microsoft MSN is running and kills them both.

NO MSN FOR YOU, YOU ****ING IDIOT.

PAYBACK TIME.

[starman]

psst...get a cell phone

[Yose]

The girl I'm dating is a twin and while her brother can do a lot of shitty stuff she doesn't get insane with revenge.

You come off like a malicious bitch, get a grip.

[ambush]

Originally posted by starman:
psst...get a cell phone

Just can't afford it. Maybe when I release BurnoutMenu 2.0. Who knows.

I think i might have to expand the app's feature set to kill IE, Office, iTunes.

[starman]

Originally posted by Yose:
The girl I'm dating is a twin and while her brother can do a lot of shitty stuff she doesn't get insane with revenge.

You come off like a malicious bitch, get a grip.

To be fair, my sister did the same sh*t to me. Pissed me off. I can definitely sympathize.

Mike

[ambush]

Originally posted by Yose:
The girl I'm dating is a twin and while her brother can do a lot of shitty stuff she doesn't get insane with revenge.

You come off like a malicious bitch, get a grip.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, trust me. ****ing trust me.

Lately she's been pissing me off and I'm pretty sick and tired..

She woke me up pretty much every morning at like 6 (I usually wake up 2 hours later) because she's making a shitload of noise...

She's just being an arse right now and I've said NOTHING. Now it's THERAPEUTIC PayBack time. I just want to see her face when I tell her to **** Off when she asks me to "fix her msn"

**** OFF

the girl (my date) is FREAKIN busy and it's a pain to organise stuff with her and my sister plain ****ed me on that.

[ambush]

and she (my date) just sent me a "I'm disappointed" email..

hey sister, again, **** YOU.

..

[shabbasuraj]

Originally posted by ambush:


NO MSN FOR YOU, YOU ****ING IDIOT.

PAYBACK TIME.

classic.

[Buckaroo]

This is a little bit funny reading about twins fighting. How old are you?

It might be ok to pick on your sister a little, especially since she was a stinker, but more important than anything, don't take yourself too seriously, you'll have high blood preasure before your 30. BTW, that's not good.

Keep in mind, at your and her age, it's hard to imagine there are other people (you and your sister, or others for that matter) have there own life to live.

What it comes down to is, think of every day as a challenge and/or a lesson, see how you can get through the day and learn the lesson or complete the challenge without popping a blood vessel. Because if you don't learn the lesson today, it'll be back in the future until you get it right.

Sit down with your sister and calmly tell her how you feel. Ask her to help you out. Don't expect her to instantly understand and change, because she has her own ideas and agenda.

I don't know if this helps, but the most important thing is, you will meet many girls in your life, but family is forever.

[ambush]

ok now she's playing music real LOUD with her UGLY girl friends and I can't sleep so **** HER

****KKKK HER

I'M TAKING THIS EXTRA 10 MINUTES TO MAKE MY APP KILL ITUNES TOO

THAT'S UN-****ING-BELIEVABLE

[AKcrab]

What? You two live together? Where are your parents?

[jbartone]

*falls over laughing*

You're getting incredibly worked up over this...don't take it too seriously...surely you find time for another date with this girl...calm down mate, it can all be fixed!

Just *calmy* walk over to her stereo and pull out the plug.

Or call the police

[bradoesch]

That sucks guy.

The way I see it, maybe this girl you like would be much more impressed if you handled this calm and nicely instead of writing nasty programs. My first serious girlfriend really watched the way I treated my sister and mother. I think they go by that more than how you treat them (at first.)

[macaddict0001]

get even. I shall asume that you live in the same house and that your house has a circuit box and that the breakers are clearly labeled and that her room is on a different breaker than your room. so cut her electricity. The same can be said for ethernet phone and cable although with these it often involves physicly unplugging it. and although I realize I'm not helping your situation I am too cheap to go to blockbuster and I need some cheap entertainment.

[ASIMO]

I say kill the bitch.

By the way, are you going to dress up as your sister and she as you for halloween?

[Buckaroo]

Originally posted by bradoesch:
That sucks guy.

The way I see it, maybe this girl you like would be much more impressed if you handled this calm and nicely instead of writing nasty programs. My first serious girlfriend really watched the way I treated my sister and mother. I think they go by that more than how you treat them (at first.)

You are absolutely right. His potential girlfriend will see the way he treats his sister as the way he treats all others, including her future self (his girlfriend).

[theolein]

Originally posted by ambush:
and she (my date) just sent me a "I'm disappointed" email..

hey sister, again, **** YOU.

bon jtai callé pendant ma pause, pis une autre fois ya genre 10min.... jsuppose que tétait pas là... javoue que jsuis décue ca me tentais vraiment de sortir ce soir....( pis jai fais leffort de tappelé, jétais foule fière!) en2k c plate.. ca fait 2 semaines en ligne que ca marche pas! bon jespère quon pourra se reprendre( si ca te tente toujours ....)
marie qui est ben décue..

I love the french version of internet speak, tu pige

Once you calm down, maybe you could think of some alternatives. I mean, if she has a cellphone, for instance, maybe she has one that can send e-mail as well, in which case she can just send you an email. Also, just tell your sister that her not taking 5 minutes off her 2 hour conversation could cost you the relationship. Ask her how she would feel if you kidnapped the line while she was waiting for some guy to phone.

[phoenixboy70]

ambush, next time just walk into the room, tell your sister you need the phone for a second, call that girl at work, explain the situation and TELL HER where you are going to meet. then rig the wiring of your phone so that it will be unusable for the next X hours, or until you fix it again (assuming your sister and parents don't know a lot about fixing phones).

that way your sister will totally be bummed because she can't yap on the phone for the rest of the night and you'll a have a nice evening out with the girl...

[moonmonkey]

Can you post the app?

Sounds like just what I need.

[The Godfather]

Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
ambush, next time just walk into the room, tell your sister you need the phone for a second, call that girl at work, explain the situation and TELL HER where you are going to meet. then rig the wiring of your phone so that it will be unusable for the next X hours, or until you fix it again (assuming your sister and parents don't know a lot about fixing phones).

that way your sister will totally be bummed because she can't yap on the phone for the rest of the night and you'll a have a nice evening out with the girl...

If you are going to start locking all communications in the house, it would be most effective to lock the sis' in the closet. <- Don't do it.

Instead, go tell on her to your mom and dad.

[Thilo Ettelt]

Some simple instructions on how to live your life without hatred and anger

- tell your sister you are awaiting an important phone call
- voice over ip
- cell phone
- 2nd phone line (good for a fax)
- beeper

[storer]

Originally posted by starman:
psst...get a cell phone

psst...get a life.

[Powaqqatsi]

Originally posted by theolein:
I love the french version of internet speak, tu pige

Once you calm down, maybe you could think of some alternatives. I mean, if she has a cellphone, for instance, maybe she has one that can send e-mail as well, in which case she can just send you an email. Also, just tell your sister that her not taking 5 minutes off her 2 hour conversation could cost you the relationship. Ask her how she would feel if you kidnapped the line while she was waiting for some guy to phone.

You love that french ? I hate it, it's the same stuff when I speak to french people on MSN it bloody horrible.

And ya, get a cellphone with a prepaid card, you can buy a phone almost for free these days.

[Toutgood]

post pics so we can make fun of her.

[MilkmanDan]

Sisters Suck. I know.

[Scifience]

Could you share the MSN-killer app?

Thanks

[Eug Wanker]

Originally posted by MilkmanDan:
Sisters Suck. I know.

Hmmm...

Originally posted by starman:
psst...get a cell phone

And if can't afford a real one, get Fido prepaid with a cheap used phone or something.

The phone should cost you $50, and the SIM maybe $25. Those are one-time charges. After that, then it's as little as $10 a month, and you don't have to get it every month.

[Webscreamer]

With dating, a cell phone is a must.

Secondly, never give out emails or IM names to girlfriends. Leads to bad bad things.

Thirdly, that was the geekiest comeback ever...

[chris v]

Originally posted by Buckaroo:
This is a little bit funny reading about twins fighting. How old are you?

12.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Yose:
The girl I'm dating is a twin and while her brother can do a lot of shitty stuff she doesn't get insane with revenge.

You come off like a malicious bitch, get a grip.

We are talking about two teen age kids. I think you are expecting too much.

This all sounds like a bad,bad Brady Bunch episode.

Lets all thank ambush for letting us in on it.

[ambush]

we're both almost 18.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/carole.pierre1/conne.zip

conne means idiot in french.


GGGGGRRRRRRR ishe has no cell and I have no cell so I depend on the house's phone WHICH HAS this special service that tells you when someone is calling and you're on the line. SO SHE SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED ONE OF HER TWO CALLS, THE IDIOT.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by ambush:
we're both almost 18.

I remember when I was 17, as soon as I turned it, I was telling people "I'm almost 18" to look more mature and adult.

Don't get in such a hurry to get out of kid-dom ambush.

GGGGGRRRRRRR ishe has no cell and I have no cell so I depend on the house's phone WHICH HAS this special service that tells you when someone is calling and you're on the line. SO SHE SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED ONE OF HER TWO CALLS, THE IDIOT.

It's called "Call-Waiting"

It's been around for almost 20 years.

[Toutgood]

whine, whine, whine.

cellphone=autonomie=rencards=beaucoup de sexe=une vie meilleure et la paix familiale

no cellphone=childish whining and bickering=loserland=de moins en moins de sexe=la depression=le suicide

You decide.

[ambush]

Originally posted by Zimphire:

I remember when I was 17, as soon as I turned it, I was telling people "I'm almost 18" to look more mature and adult.

Don't get in such a hurry to get out of kid-dom ambush.


It's called "Call-Waiting"

It's been around for almost 20 years. [/B]

woooooowwowowo you're my idol

[Powaqqatsi]

Originally posted by Toutgood:
whine, whine, whine.

cellphone=autonomie=rencards=beaucoup de sexe=une vie meilleure et la paix familiale

no cellphone=childish whining and bickering=loserland=de moins en moins de sexe=la depression=le suicide

You decide.

la paix familiale

[ambush]

j'ai ri

drôle à dire mais toutgood m'a convaincu que j'avais besoin d'un cell !

[shabbasuraj]

post pics for us to photochop...

and then send this thread to all of her friends...

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Scifience]

わかりません。

[ASIMO]

Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Hmmm...


....

Eug...let us keep this Brady Bunch-level, as zimpy rightly assessed the situation.

Hmm. I just told him to kill her.

[Zimphire]

I know how to solve all of this!

Their dad needs to install a Pay Phone in the den..

[Kilbey]

Just don't go throwing a football around in the livingroom.

[Toutgood]

<onlychild>why are you two fighting when you could be fooling around instead?</onlychild>

[Gankdawg]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I know how to solve all of this!

Their dad needs to install a Pay Phone in the den..

I lawled!!!!

[E's Lil Theorem]

Originally posted by Toutgood:
<onlychild>why are you two fighting when you could be fooling around instead?</onlychild>

[Oneota]

Originally posted by ambush:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/carole.pierre1/conne.zip

Source? XCode Project file?

[nredman]

[Zimphire]

Hey, it was a good laugh. Lets hope he posts more threads like this.

[Alezone]

just a guess....


no msn or internet for her = MORE PHONE CALLS

[ambush]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Hey, it was a good laugh. Lets hope he posts more threads like this.

I will.

[villalobos]

Ambush,

une de perdue, dix de retrouvées.