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best quippy responses to "Can I ask you a question?"
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Senior User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Upwind from Quebec...
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people ruin everything....
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Washington, DC
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"You just did." is always a good one if you're going for that 'pompus-ass' image.
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/Earth\ Mk\.\ I{2}/
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Outfield - #24
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Michigan, USA
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Detroit
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No, but you can lick the **** off my ass.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On this side of there
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No, you can't get pregnant from a handshake. And besides, you're a man so it's unlikely anyway. Just relax, I'm sure the bloating will go down in time. Probably just something you ate.
The "Can I ask you a question?" and such is my bread and butter. It's what gets me through each day.
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Theory - everything works in theory
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Originally posted by wolfen:
No, you can't get pregnant from a handshake. And besides, you're a man so it's unlikely anyway. Just relax, I'm sure the bloating will go down in time. Probably just something you ate.
The "Can I ask you a question?" and such is my bread and butter. It's what gets me through each day.
Heh, that reminds me of Pinky & The Brain:
Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Wuh, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Silicon Valley
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: MacNN database error. Please refresh your browser.
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This is a computer-generated message and needs no signature.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Winnipeg
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I don't know, you may be capable, actually by this question it seems you actually are capable. However if this is a specific question that you're asking about, well you might as well try so we can both see if you can ask said question. And beyond that, we might even be able to see if I am capable of answering it!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
I don't know, you may be capable, actually by this question it seems you actually are capable. However if this is a specific question that you're asking about, well you might as well try so we can both see if you can ask said question. And beyond that, we might even be able to see if I am capable of answering it!
No.
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Senior User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: UK
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: My Powerbook, in Japan!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: UK
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Look after my manor, or I will bum you, literally, to death.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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1. You just did... or was that a warmup?
2. I don't know, are you usually able to ask a question?
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