[benign]

The other night I was at a swanky wrap party and I was
chatting to a lovely lady who had just come out of the mens
toilet after going into it with a famous 'pop star' - She openly
told me she had just given him a BJ in the john. I asked her why
she would do that knowing he probably does that a couple of
times a day with what are to him nameless faces. She said because
he's gorgeous and she will always know for that 5-10 minutes he
was hers.

Women, go figure.

I later spoke to the 'pop star' and he told me he was in fact getting
a little bored of all the attention he was getting from the ladies, two
or three 'shags' a day for the last four years tend to catch up with you
he told me.

Alpha males, go figure.




Prepare for more bush - for not voting
today is like voting for the idiot.

[rozwado1]

Originally posted by benign:
The other night I was at a swanky wrap party and I was
chatting to a lovely lady who had just come out of the mens
toilet after going into it with a famous 'pop star'...

Let me guess....

Leif Garrett

[CD Hanks]

What the hell?

[Randman]

"My name's William. I'm Hung."

[Kilbey]

You'll
probably
never
understand
b9.

Anyone
for
b
i
n
g
o?

[iPoder]

I don't get the purpose of this post.

Are we supposed to feel sympathy toward either one (the woman or the pop star)?

[BasketofPuppies]

Alpha Mail?

[BasketofPuppies]

You should be happy
You should be really happy
I saved your life today
I didn't kill you, although I meant to
Now go and put your toys away
It's the pecking order, back of the line
Climb up tot he top jump off and take a nose dive
Another societal break down
What did you just say,
You said some thing, some thing that I already said
I smell like both of us, you smell like both of us
Revel in our sated lust
Open your eyes and watch me bust
Ride up to the top, jump off and do a face plant
And I don't need it around, I'm the king of the town
What did you do to me
I gotta get another hit off your energy
I'm cruising in neutral, you came into my life
And bam, kicked it up a big notch
I dropped in from the top
Took off and carved a big slice

[Komisar]

[xi_hyperon]