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[ManOfSteal]

United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch

[mishap]

"welcome....

..... to the world of the real"


and also: http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/...eut/index.html

[ambush]

Can Québec be part of the new america

[waxcrash]

A friend e-mailed this to me today.

[Kilbey]

Hopefully the USA can be united soon.

All of the political divisivness(is that a word?)today is bad.

[Link]

The united states of texas -- a monarchy dictatorship driven by the Bush Family.

Election 2004: Won by George W. Bush. SALUTE him!
Election 2008: Won by George H. W. Bush SALUTE OUR TROOPS!
Election 2012: Won by Jed Bush *SALUTE OUR TROOPS!*
Election 2020: Won by another bushie.

[Zimphire]

Notice which side is spreading the hate now.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Hopefully the USA can be united soon.

All of the political divisivness(is that a word?)today is bad.

Lets just pray us Canadians can stay out of your Ununited States of Insanity.

[davesimondotcom]

Originally posted by Link:
The united states of texas -- a monarchy dictatorship driven by the Bush Family.

Election 2004: Won by George W. Bush. SALUTE him!
Election 2008: Won by George H. W. Bush SALUTE OUR TROOPS!
Election 2012: Won by Jed Bush *SALUTE OUR TROOPS!*
Election 2020: Won by another bushie.

Umm... George H.W. Bush will be pretty damn old by 2008, and has no interest in running.

Jeb (not Jed) is his name.

A dictatorship is something that requires a lack of elections and no lawmakers too. The U.S. is neither a monarchy nor a dictatorship.

Get over it folks, the majority of Americans like GWB. If you don't, fine. But it's not the end of the world!

[ambush]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Notice which side is spreading the hate now.

I hate Bush as much as I hate Hitler and bad persons.

Yes your religion prescripts you to love every human, but I'm not like that.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Lets just pray us Canadians can stay out of your Ununited States of Insanity.

Don't 95% of you live within 5 miles of the US already? /CB]

[MacNStein]

Originally posted by ambush:
I hate Bush as much as I hate Hitler and bad persons.

Yes your religion prescripts you to love every human, but I'm not like that.

Hateful socialists, whodathunkit™?

[ambush]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Hateful socialists, whodathunkit™?

ad hominem?

[Captain Obvious]

If Chicago were part of Canada I would pray for nuclear war.

[Scallywag]

Originally posted by ambush:
Can Québec be part of the new america

No. We'll move nuke testing from Nevada to Quebec. Either that or Triumph the Comic Insult Dog will become your Premier.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Don't 95% of you live within 5 miles of the US already? /CB]

5 miles? I think thats a wee bit close.. I can't even think of a major city that close to the border.

[Albert Pujols]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
5 miles? I think thats a wee bit close.. I can't even think of a major city that close to the border.

Toronto?

[Evan_11]

Originally posted by Link:
Election 2008: Won by George H. W. Bush SALUTE OUR TROOPS!

[ReggieX]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Hopefully the USA can be united soon.
All of the political divisiveness (is that a word?) {sp} today is bad.

Hey, that'd be great. One party, one mindset, one viewpoint, none of that tough independent thinking!

[Evan_11]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Notice which side is spreading the hate now.

It's great isn't it.

[ReggieX]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
5 miles? I think thats a wee bit close.. I can't even think of a major city that close to the border.

Originally posted by Albert Pujols:
Toronto?

Windsor, maybe. Don't know if you'd consider it "major" or not. You just need to check a map more often.

[Evan_11]

Originally posted by Link:
Nothing worth mentioning.

How's that job at Chuckey Cheese coming along?

[Albert Pujols]

Originally posted by ReggieX:
Windsor, maybe. Don't know if you'd consider it "major" or not. You just need to check a map more often.

My bad. I checked the map, Toronto is around 30 miles from the boarder on lake Ontario

[Jaey]

Fortunately, I find myself in "New America."
Do we have any plans to join Canada and possibly start a war against Texas? (Us Vermonters aren't big on nukes, but maybe some of you Québequois are)

[Kilbey]

It was a joke from Canadian Bacon people. Hence the "/CB]" tag. I'm surprused no one got the joke.

Lighten up.

[Caesar2099]

Originally posted by davesimondotcom:
But it's not the end of the world!

Yeah tell me that when I'm drafted to Iraq. I don't think people understand there is nothing stopping Bush now. The bush administration doesn't have to worry about approval ratings now, so they can do just about anything. If you thought things were bad before...

Say goodbye to abortion everybody and hello drafting.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by Caesar2099:
Yeah tell me that when I'm drafted to Iraq.

You don't have to worry about that. The democrats lost.

A democrat was the one who drafted the draft legislation. And 2 democrats were the only people to vote for it.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by Caesar2099:
Say goodbye to abortion everybody.

I look forward to this!

[Captain Obvious]

Originally posted by Caesar2099:
Yeah tell me that when I'm drafted to Iraq. I don't think people understand there is nothing stopping Bush now. The bush administration doesn't have to worry about approval ratings now, so they can do just about anything. If you thought things were bad before...

Say goodbye to abortion everybody and hello drafting.

I think its you that doesn’t understand somethings. First off, if abortion being legal didn't keep you from being born what good is it doing humanity so far. Roe V. Wade will be overturned because it is based on a faulty premise. But it will not be over turned until there is another case that will take its place in terms of upholding the legality of its principles. Second, there's not going to be a draft. But if you want to keep on claiming there will be go ahead. In the end you are the one that will look like a paranoid idiot.

It is this kind of thing that really lost the election for Kerry. All the geniuses spouting these illogical predictions made the moderate voters think you were backing a nut. If you had stuck to core messages about the economy, social security, and the coalition building things would have gone in your favor. But all this doom saying is what gave W. the win.

[PacHead]

Originally posted by Caesar2099:
Say goodbye to abortion everybody and hello drafting.

[olePigeon]

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I think its you that doesn’t understand somethings. First off, if abortion being legal didn't keep you from being born what good is it doing humanity...

However, if you make abortion illegal women will still have abortions; but instead of going to a licensed physician in a safe, clean environment, they're going to back-ally clinics that provide illegal drugs and stick a hot poker up their vagina (that is not a joke.)

Yeah, much better.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by olePigeon:
However, if you make abortion illegal women will still have abortions; but instead of going to a licensed physician in a safe, clean environment, they're going to back-ally clinics that provide illegal drugs and stick a hot poker up their vagina (that is not a joke.)

Yeah, much better.

But there will be less of them.

People need to learn that their actions have consequences.

[Jaey]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
People need to learn that their actions have consequences.

Like invading a country gets people killed

[Evan_11]

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I think its you that doesn’t understand somethings. First off, if abortion being legal didn't keep you from being born what good is it doing humanity so far. Roe V. Wade will be overturned because it is based on a faulty premise. But it will not be over turned until there is another case that will take its place in terms of upholding the legality of its principles. Second, there's not going to be a draft. But if you want to keep on claiming there will be go ahead. In the end you are the one that will look like a paranoid idiot.

It is this kind of thing that really lost the election for Kerry. All the geniuses spouting these illogical predictions made the moderate voters think you were backing a nut. If you had stuck to core messages about the economy, social security, and the coalition building things would have gone in your favor. But all this doom saying is what gave W. the win.

Two major reasons why John Kerry lost.

1) He's not Bill Clinton. The Dems should of known that to get the white house they would of had to carry a few southern states. John Kerry is about as yankee as it gets. Wearing a Red Sox cap on that extra large head of his didn't help either.

2) Michael Moore. The Dems after Faherenheit 9/11 was a hit thought that by going anti-war they would swing voters on the fence over Iraq to their side. Wrong. Joe and Joan Six Pack may not like the soldiers getting killed but they also remember Jane Fonda. Coupled by the Swift Boat ads it was official: John Hanoi Kerry.

I honestly believe the Dems gave John Kerry to the slaughter for a Hillary run in 08.

[ambush]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
I look forward to this!

So women that have been raped and who are pregnant because of it cannot choose.

How brilliant.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by Jaey:
Like invading a country gets people killed

Yup, Al queda should have thought of that first.

And Sadam when he invaded Kuwait.

[Kilbey]

Originally posted by ambush:
So women that have been raped and who are pregnant because of it cannot choose.

How brilliant.

Murder is worse than rape.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Yup, Al queda should have thought of that first.

And Sadam when he invaded Kuwait.

Or Bush when he invaded Iraq because they had WMDs.

I meant making nukes.

Actually I meant mobile bio weapon factories.

Jk, seriously though they were harboring terrorists.

He was a very bad man!!!!

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by ambush:
So women that have been raped and who are pregnant because of it cannot choose.

How brilliant.

I agree on that point partially: the choice must be given. It is none of the governments business if you want to have an abortion. Wrong or right they have no place forcing people one way or the other.

On the other hand I think abortion is horrible. Often the consequences, both emotional and physical, are far worse than anyone is led to believe.

[ambush]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Murder is worse than rape.

^ Exhibit A.
Why religion is bad.

[the_glassman]

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Murder is worse than rape.

It's not murder if it's growing in your own f#cking body. I'm going to guess you are white, religious male? It's a woman's choice to do what she wants to do with her body, you, I or anyone else don't and shouldn't have any f#cking right to say what they do with it.

[Link]

While I have my thoughts, and just about everyone else has their thoughts on issues such as gay marriage and abortion, I don't think the states OR the federal government have ANY rights sticking their heads in other peoples' business. End of story.

Guns are weapons -- that's an entirely different issue. Obviously, there's no way to run a campaign as an anti-gun person because you'll lose all the support in the midwest with states that have 3 electoral votes and are half the freaking size of california or whatever. Geez.

[ambush]

Seriously... the USA are more divided than ever.
It's kinda sad.

[the_glassman]

Originally posted by ambush:
Seriously... the USA are more divided than ever.
It's kinda sad.

Not really all that sad. F#ck, the end is near! Embrace it I guess.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by ambush:
^ Exhibit A.
Why religion is bad.

I don't know of a single religion that follows that view.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by the_glassman:
It's not murder if it's growing in your own f#cking body. I'm going to guess you are white, religious male? It's a woman's choice to do what she wants to do with her body, you, I or anyone else don't and shouldn't have any f#cking right to say what they do with it.

Many people consider that it is a person, thus choosing to kill it is murder. Furthermore that it isn't just her body.

[ambush]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Many people consider that it is a person, thus choosing to kill it is murder. Furthermore that it isn't just her body.

OK... IF life is so SO SO important to fundamentalists (anti abortion crowd), why are they backing up killing of innocent people in Iraq?

What the **** is up with this ****ing irony?

There is no ****ing god! Wake the **** up people... we're ****ing alone in this ****ing world, no superior entity EVER helped us. No superior entity will ever help us.

Why did God allow crusades, stuff like that? WTF is up with him? If he lets stuff like this happens then he's 1)evil or 2)non-existant.

People need to be educated with philosophy and science. Religion is so last millenium.

[the_glassman]

Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Many people consider that it is a person, thus choosing to kill it is murder. Furthermore that it isn't just her body.

If you have cancer or a kidney stone, I have no right to tell you what to do with it. If it's in your body you have the right to do with it what ever you want. Until men start having the children they have no f#cking say period. So let's see it's okay to execute people (including those who may be innocent) and drop bombs killing tons of innocent people, but it's not alright for someone to choose what they want to do with their own body.
We already have a ton of unwanted births and children each year.

[ReggieX]

Originally posted by Albert Pujols:
My bad. I checked the map, Toronto is around 30 miles from the boarder on lake Ontario

No worries.