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Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/
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“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised
Let's do this again.
That guy was an idiot.
And his religion had nothing to do with it.
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After sitting down my inner-child (gorickey) and thinking things through...I have come to the conclusion that this man was stupid. All evidence supports such reasoning as well.
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Religion pushes man to do wonderful things: war (crusades), kill other people and destroy their culture (Spanish conquistadors), and gets men bitten by lions.
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
After sitting down my inner-child (gorickey) and thinking things through...I have come to the conclusion that this man was stupid. All evidence supports such reasoning as well.
WOW!
You're good at this.
You know GR/MOS you almost always make me laugh.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
WOW!
You're good at this.
You know GR/MOS you almost always make me laugh.

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I still want to know what he thought the lions would do if converted.
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I still want to know what he thought the lions would do if converted.
Be the spokesanimal for v10.5?
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
Be the spokesanimal for v10.5?
They have to be Christian to do that?
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
They have to be Christian to do that?
No, they just need to be part of the Mac cult.
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
Be the spokesanimal for v10.5?

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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free"
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
guy gets attacked and eaten by lions. fun, if you're that kinda weirdo.
Not really funny but a Darwin award that is for sure.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I still want to know what he thought the lions would do if converted.
Still eat him?
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Originally posted by ambush:
Religion pushes man to do wonderful things: war (crusades), kill other people and destroy their culture (Spanish conquistadors), and gets men bitten by lions.
All done by men. Crazy men. Religion did not push them to do it.
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I believe christians being eaten by lions is a tradition that goes back to Roman times.
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
I believe christians being eaten by lions is a tradition that goes back to Roman times.
Post of the day award!!!
[insert POTDA]
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Would you like extra christian chunks on that pizza?
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Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
I believe christians being eaten by lions is a tradition that goes back to Roman times.
The good old days 
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
The good old days
Why do you show such hate? Do you think the smily makes your post O.K.?
I would never wish harm against anyone. Justice and imprisonment for criminals, but not pain and hate.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Why do you show such hate? Do you think the smily makes your post O.K.?
I would never wish harm against anyone. Justice and imprisonment for criminals, but not pain and hate.
Maybe because christians show such hatred towards us gays and our lifestyle.
Chris
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Originally posted by kmkkid:
Maybe because christians show such hatred towards us gays and our lifestyle.
Chris
It is a sin if they do so. Anyone who does is simply using Christianity as a tool to espouse their hate.
I wish you could come to my church. I have never witnessed any hate there.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
It is a sin if they do so. Anyone who does is simply using Christianity as a tool to espouse their hate.
I wish you could come to my church. I have never witnessed any hate there.
I witness (well hear anyways) hate everytime I hear a scripture from the bible. So unless you're a scientologist, I doubt your church is any different than most.
Chris
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
It is a sin if they do so. Anyone who does is simply using Christianity as a tool to espouse their hate.
I wish you could come to my church. I have never witnessed any hate there.
Religion is the people's Opium. Opium sedates you.
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Originally posted by ambush:
Religion is the people's Opium. Opium sedates you.
Depends on the dosage. Silly comparison anyway.
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Originally posted by kmkkid:
I witness (well hear anyways) hate everytime I hear a scripture from the bible. So unless you're a scientologist, I doubt your church is any different than most.
Chris
Yes, there is a disproportionate number of hypocritical christians. I dare say 70% of them bare hardly any resemblance to actual christianity.
The bible has nothing to do with hate, thats just the ignorant people who use it as an excuse.
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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Depends on the dosage. Silly comparison anyway.
It's not mine, it's Marx's.
Marx
Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
http://www3.baylor.edu/~Scott_Moore/...arx_Opium.html
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Would that I had the heart to disagree. Fighting for something you don't believe in is very taxing.
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
guy gets attacked and eaten by lions. fun, if you're that kinda weirdo.
why why WHY would you post that
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Originally posted by Stradlater:
why why WHY would you post that
*shrugs* seemed relevant to the topic at hand.
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People going on safari in regular automobiles, with apparently no local guide, and not a single rifle among them?
Serves him right for not having enough sense to stay in the car. Do people not realize there are places in this
world where humans are not the alpha predator, where it is awfully damn easy to get eaten by another animal?
Ignorance can be blissful . . . it can also be deadly.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Even lions need to eat dude.
Sometime Solient Green is good.
Natural Selection at its best.
A spoon full of person helps the lamb chops go down.
Good to the last drop.
Red or white wine?
Don't eat the shirt, its for decoration only.
Does anyone have some mayo?
I ordered a hamburger!
Seconds anyone?
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I still want to know what he thought the lions would do if converted.
vote for bush?
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Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
vote for bush?
Nah, he has the intelligence of a Kerry supporter.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Nah, he has the intelligence of a Kerry supporter.
by that token, most bush supporters should be dead by now.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
All done by men. Crazy men. Religion did not push them to do it.

This post should be remembered for future "muslim terrorist scumbag" threads!
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Originally posted by kmkkid:
Maybe because christians show such hatred towards us gays and our lifestyle.
Chris
I think gays sometimes can't or wont discern the difference between disagreeing with, and hating.
For example. I hate no gays. Not one. But I disagree with the lifestyle.
The reason isn't based on hate either.
Most Christians are like this.
A lot of the gay "community" projects hate into it.
Now however there are some that are based on HATE. These are wolves in sheep's clothing, and are NOT the norm. Even though some want you to think that.
Just trying to bring the honesty level back up.
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Originally posted by badidea:

This post should be remembered for future "muslim terrorist scumbag" threads!
You are right. Islam is just a tool for these men to do their evil.
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Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
by that token, most bush supporters should be dead by now.
Or at least they will be soon when drafted.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Or at least they will be soon when drafted.
You sound like Kerry spouting lies. It was Kerry's party that tried to start a draft. They introduced legslation to start the draft over. It was destroyed by the Republicans, (Bush's party).
There. Now you liberals and Canadians can stop acting ignorant.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Or at least they will be soon when drafted.

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
The good old days

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The rich are cheap. That's how they got rich.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
The good old days
I know you were joking SWF, but I would hate to see what would happen had someone said the same about the days say blacks and homosexuals were hanged.
I doubt anyone would say anything in that matter if fear of what would be done to them. Joking or not.
But you say this, and no one even flinches.
Amusing indeed.
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BTW kids, the drafting age is 17-34
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The rich are cheap. That's how they got rich.
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Originally posted by ironknee:
BTW kids, the drafting age is 17-34
They have nothing to worry about.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
They have nothing to worry about.
You mean you don't because you are over 36.
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
You mean you don't because you are over 36.
Since when? Last time I looked I was 31.
As a matter of fact Einstein, it's been in my info for years.

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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Since when? Last time I looked I was 31.
As a matter of fact Einstein, it's been in my info for years.
Zim, that's right you are a pup...no offense, my mental picture of you is that of a 50 ish guy...
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The rich are cheap. That's how they got rich.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Since when? Last time I looked I was 31.
As a matter of fact Einstein, it's been in my info for years.
Sorry you look 36 then.
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