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benign · Nov 5, 2004, 05:28 AM

Is not having sex, sexy or is it a turn on to
be turned off when you are turned on?

Is it okay to shower in, or will the lock get rusty?
http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/cbeltfaq.htm

Oldest Known Chastity Belt? - Kyeser Codex also called the 'Bellifortis'
http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/note0705.htm

If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Indian's view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, 'How about the tortoise?' the Indian said, 'Suppose we change the subject.' The argument is really no better than that. Bertrand Russell

Eriamjh · Nov 5, 2004, 06:35 AM

That FAQ was incomplete.

Q: How does one pee while wearing the belt?

benign · Nov 5, 2004, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Eriamjh:
That FAQ was incomplete.

Q: How does one pee while wearing the belt?

Q: Is hygiene a problem? - part of the
FAQ probably answers your dilemma.

...I am sometimes shocked by the blasphemies of those who think themselves pious-for instance, the nuns who never take a bath without wearing a bathrobe all the time. When asked why, since no man can see them, they reply: 'Oh, but you forget the good God.' Apparently they conceive of the Deity as a Peeping Tom, whose omnipotence enables Him to see through bathroom walls, but who is foiled by bathrobes. This view strikes me as curious. Bertrand Russell

TheBadgerHunter · Nov 5, 2004, 08:54 AM

I can understand not giving it out but locking up the goods? Not smart.

wdlove · Nov 5, 2004, 10:26 AM

Just a harsh way to prevent unwanted pregnancy and STD's.

benign · Nov 5, 2004, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by wdlove:
Just a harsh way to prevent unwanted pregnancy and STD's.

It makes a women - a mans property.
He locks his house, he locks his wife.

A chastity belt is the opposite of trust.

E's Lil Theorem · Nov 5, 2004, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by benign:
Is not having sex, sexy or is it a turn on to
be turned off when you are turned on?
....

MilkmanDan · Nov 5, 2004, 12:09 PM

Some of us enjoy sex, thanks. Don't ruin it with mental pictures of nuns.

ambush · 02:02 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLL

CD Hanks · 02:03 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
LOLLLLLLLLLL

chop

LOL NICE WORK NOT PUTTING "NWS" TAGS AROUND THAT

SERIOUSLY LOL

(Imbecile.)

edit: Nice stealth edit, douche bag.

TheBadgerHunter · Nov 5, 2004, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by benign:
It makes a women - a mans property.
He locks his house, he locks his wife.

A chastity belt is the opposite of trust.

Usually its the woman. Men aren't all that interested in preventing themselves for getting it...

ambush · Nov 5, 2004, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
LOL NICE WORK NOT PUTTING "NWS" TAGS AROUND THAT

SERIOUSLY LOL

(Imbecile.)

edit: Nice stealth edit, douche bag.

yo fux0r, the world does not revolve around you.

Peter · Nov 5, 2004, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
LOLLLLLLLLLL

[img]http://www.tollyboy.com/image/gallery/0004.jpg

OMFG

my eyes
my eyes

DeathMan · Nov 5, 2004, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
yo fux0r, the world does not revolve around you.

Yo, its common courtesy, especially on a board where those types of links will soon be removed, to label when things are NSFW.

Not everyone is into, or wants to see that stuff. I know it seems like everyone is, but its not true.

ambush · Nov 5, 2004, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by DeathMan:
Yo, its common courtesy, especially on a board where those types of links will soon be removed, to label when things are NSFW.

Not everyone is into, or wants to see that stuff. I know it seems like everyone is, but its not true.

1. I edited the post in 1 minute
2. WTF... who the **** reads MacNN lounge threads about chastity at work?

You guys try to make sense and then come back.

CD Hanks · Nov 5, 2004, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
1. I edited the post in 1 minute
2. WTF... who the **** reads MacNN lounge threads about chastity at work?

You guys try to make sense and then come back.

CRIMENY

1. HAD I NOT QUOTED YOU AND CALLED YOU OUT, IT WOULD HAVE STAYED THERE UNTIL SOMEONE DID (obviously longer than "1 minute")

2. We should be able to read any thread here without a threat of being fired for some idiotic prig/dolt/**** getting his jollies by posting extreme close ups of barely covered vaginas without NWS tags.

USE YOUR MIND

ambush · Nov 5, 2004, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
CRIMENY

1. HAD I NOT QUOTED YOU AND CALLED YOU OUT, IT WOULD HAVE STAYED THERE UNTIL SOMEONE DID (obviously longer than "1 minute")

2. We should be able to read any thread here without a threat of being fired for some idiotic prig/dolt/**** getting his jollies by posting extreme close ups of barely covered vaginas without NWS tags.

USE YOUR MIND

CD Hanks · Nov 5, 2004, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by ambush:

Thanks, you just proved my point.

phoenixboy70 · Nov 5, 2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
2. We should be able to read any thread here without a threat of being fired...

you'd get "fired" for somthing like that? WTF, - where do you work? a kindergarten?

CD Hanks · Nov 5, 2004, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
you'd get "fired" for somthing like that? WTF, - where do you work? a kindergarten?

I've actually been responsible (supposedly) for a person getting fired from reading a thread here a long time ago, so I take it rather seriously.

Most workplaces have standards by which if you view anything even remotely pornographic at work, you get the boot.

ambush · Nov 5, 2004, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
I've actually been responsible (supposedly) for a person getting fired from reading a thread here a long time ago, so I take it rather seriously.

Most workplaces have standards by which if you view anything even remotely pornographic at work, you get the boot.

I think they'll understand it was not your intention to view porn at work.. especially if it's on a MacNN forum.

ALSO.. why on earth are you viewing Chastity threads at work? Just ****ing work and stop crying

CD Hanks · Nov 5, 2004, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
I think they'll understand it was not your intention to view porn at work.. especially if it's on a MacNN forum.

ALSO.. why on earth are you viewing Chastity threads at work? Just ****ing work and stop crying

You've successfully missed the point, completely.

Once you get a job and enjoy it, try "accidently" clicking on something like that of which you linked to, and then try reasoning with your supervisor/boss. I dare you. I'll wait.

phoenixboy70 · Nov 5, 2004, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
I've actually been responsible (supposedly) for a person getting fired from reading a thread here...

hmmm. that gives me an idea...where was thread again...hehehe.

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Most workplaces have standards by which if you view anything even remotely pornographic at work, you get the boot.

uhhh. kinky. i'd personally prefer the whip, but to each his own i guess.

that reminds me. we had this one korean customer who worked for a rather large software distributer in frankfurt. one day he called in, complaining his internet explorer was constantly crashing. we figured out that his harddrive was full and told him to delete any unnecessary files. he called back an hour later and his drive was almost completely empty. from the back-up we were able to tell that 3,8 gig (of the 4 available) was hardcore japanese undie porn.

CD Hanks · Nov 5, 2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
hmmm. that gives me an idea...where was thread again...hehehe.

uhhh. kinky. i'd personally prefer the whip, but to each his own i guess.

that reminds me. we had this one korean customer who worked for a rather large software distributer in frankfurt. one day he called in, complaining his internet explorer was constantly crashing. we figured out that his harddrive was full and told him to delete any unnecessary files. he called back an hour later and his drive was almost completely empty. from the back-up we were able to tell that 3,8 gig (of the 4 available) was hardcore japanese undie porn.

what