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Nov 8, 2004, 12:56 AM
 
And have now started a thread in the Lounge.

I am also wearing a plastic bag on my head.

Discuss™
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 12:58 AM
 
Originally posted by MindFad:
I am also wearing a plastic bag on my head.
Just how ugly are you?
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 12:58 AM
 
^^^ GO BACK TO BED

FOR ****'S SAKE, I CAN SMELL IT AND I'M ON THE OPPOSITE COAST.

Someone light a match.
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:00 AM
 
what?
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:01 AM
 
Don't die! Take the bag off your head.

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Nov 8, 2004, 01:02 AM
 
Originally posted by storer:
Just how ugly are you?
Posted for clarity:


This thread is now serious business.
     
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Originally posted by MindFad:
This thread is now serious business.
What-ever.
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:06 AM
 
Saved. To ****ing. Disk.
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:10 AM
 
Josh, you are a fruitcake...

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What?
     
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I thought it's a condom. Disappointed.
     
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This is a popular thread.
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:18 AM
 
Oh I get it now, this thread is about putting bags on heads.

     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:20 AM
 
This is a popular thread, and I can't sleep, so I'll post in it.

The bag looks like Elvis hair, if Elvis hair were plastic-bag colored.

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Nov 8, 2004, 01:21 AM
 
rendezvous in progress as I arrived home from work this evening. sick, twisted pez dispenser. and filming it! the horror!!

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Nov 8, 2004, 01:21 AM
 
Originally posted by Xeo:
Oh I get it now, this thread is about putting bags on heads.
Yes
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:22 AM
 
I improved your bag.

and yes, I did use MS Paint to make this picture. I am sorry for the garbage I dump into this forum, not really.
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Maybe this one is more appropriate:

     
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Originally posted by Xeo:
Oh I get it now, this thread is about putting bags on heads.


it seems.
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:32 AM
 
I submitted your pic to the "Spongebob Look-alike" contest at Yahoo. You just looked so square, I couldn't resist.
     
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Originally posted by rozwado1:
I submitted your pic to the "Spongebob Look-alike" contest at Yahoo. You just looked so square, I couldn't resist.
who gets the money if he wins?
     
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I get 95%.
     
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Mindfad has powers beyond that of the mortal fartist. Welcome back to the newly unlocked fart thread.

( Last edited by Bluesky; Nov 8, 2004 at 12:19 PM. )
     
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I want in on this thread before it gets locked again.
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 01:07 PM
 
Don't you hate it when you're about to lay some massive cable and you fart as you lift the lid, and then you're forced to sit with your face in it once you get situated on the seat?

I still pull the covers over my wife's head when I fart in bed, too.

Oh, and we have one of those built-in home intercom systems, and I'm always hiking my butt to the one in the master bathroom and letting one ring throughout the house.

Farts are cool.
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http://frugalliving.about.com/cs/tip...asticbag_5.htm

Edit:

14. Plastic bags are useful for crushing biscuits to make crumbs, eg for cheesecake, or for beating meat to tenderise it. Place in a bag, tie or hold the open end, and bash away! No mess, no fuss!

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I like so totally posted in this thread.

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I'd like to be the first in MacNN history to say:

In After Lock.
     
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Originally posted by Bluesky:
I'd like to be the first in MacNN history to say:

In After Lock.
Been there, done that.
     
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Oh man, I needed that lawl this morning. I totally spelt unlock wrong.

I agree with scaught. I have donned a celebratory thank you bag this fine afternoon.



And, Chris, I believe we'd need something more Ziplock-ish for bag meat-beating. More "heavy duty," if you know what I'm sayin'.
     
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Plastic Bag™ is this year's Tinfoil Hat™.
     
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Originally posted by Xeo:
Been there, done that.
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Originally posted by andi*pandi:
Plastic Bag� is this year's Tinfoil Hat�.
This thread is now about tinfoil hats accented by plastic bags:

     
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¡Ja ja ja soy en página 1 en esta thema de leyendo! Más o menos.
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Originally posted by voodoo:
¡Ja ja ja soy en página 1 en esta thema de leyendo! Más o menos.
¿Que?
     
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Originally posted by E's Lil Theorem:
¿Que?
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Originally posted by voodoo:
¡Ja ja ja soy en página 1 en esta thema de leyendo! Más o menos.
Step aside, I speak Spanish. Translation:

"My hovercraft is full of eels. More or less."

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Originally posted by chris v:
Step aside, I speak Spanish. Translation:

"My hovercraft is full of eels. More or less."

OMG !! I BURST LAUGHING.
     
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Originally posted by history1me:
OMG !! I BURST LAUGHING.
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Originally posted by RAILhead:
Don't you hate it when you're about to lay some massive cable and you fart as you lift the lid, and then you're forced to sit with your face in it once you get situated on the seat?

I still pull the covers over my wife's head when I fart in bed, too.

Oh, and we have one of those built-in home intercom systems, and I'm always hiking my butt to the one in the master bathroom and letting one ring throughout the house.

Farts are cool.
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Originally posted by MindFad:
Posted for clarity:


This thread is now serious business.
lay off the crack fad

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I see.

     
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Originally posted by nredman:
lay off the crack fad
Au contraire! I'm sending him more!

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