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Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
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That's why I'm being drawn down there.
     
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Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Everyone is Florida is nuts.
no us is nuts is Canada is
     
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Macnn should hire a resident psychiatrist for the social well being of its users. Is anyone here already qualified to apply for this position?
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Nov 8, 2004, 07:09 PM
 
Timely topic. Just a few nights ago my Wife had some of the worst smelling farts ever.
I don't know what she ate, but damn those farts stank
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 10:35 PM
 
Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Everyone is Florida is nuts.
Your mastery of the English language is stunning.
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MindFad: The punishment for Florida's death metal scene.
     
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Nov 8, 2004, 11:14 PM
 
'Fad is, like many others, suffering from the post Bush reelection syndrom (PBRS). Putting plastic bags on your head is a syndrom of that disease.
     
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Originally posted by ambush:
'Fad is, like many others, suffering from the post Bush reelection syndrom (PBRS). Putting plastic bags on your head is a syndrom of that disease.
Uh-huh. He'll just continue to blame his own lazyness on the current administration.

Hey 'Fad maybe you should read the warning labels on those plastic bags. It says to keep away from small children. A call to the Florida Child Protection Agency is in order.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 01:18 AM
 
little late to the party i know, but danielle and i couldn't resist.

first few pics with the new camera in my life. (bear with me)



yes, i know they are paper, but that's about all you can get up here in the heart of the liberal northeast™.

P.S. i'm not stoned, i just don't know how to smile for a camera.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 01:28 AM
 
Originally posted by Evan_11:
Uh-huh. He'll just continue to blame his own lazyness on the current administration.

Hey 'Fad maybe you should read the warning labels on those plastic bags. It says to keep away from small children. A call to the Florida Child Protection Agency is in order.
what

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
little late to the party i know, but danielle and i couldn't resist.

first few pics with the new camera in my life. (bear with me)

<awexome picture>

yes, i know they are paper, but that's about all you can get up here in the heart of the liberal northeast™.

P.S. i'm not stoned, i just don't know how to smile for a camera.
You guys rock.

It's funnay you should choose paper bags, because that's the joke that prompted me to experiment with the plastic bag. I was iSighting with a friend and drew a pope hat on a paper bag and put it on my head as a joke. I then upgraded to the brown Publix bag.

I'm coping with last week's stolen election just fine.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 05:25 AM
 
Originally posted by ambush:
'Fad is, like many others, suffering from the post Bush reelection syndrom (PBRS). Putting plastic bags on your head is a syndrom of that disease.
It was also a disease proven to worsen if initial predictions soured. To cure, end partisanship.

[End politics here.]
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 06:29 AM
 
Sane people and MacNN do not mix, therefore i will add my comment:



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How about

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I love this thread more and more every day it continues.....
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 10:12 AM
 
Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
little late to the party i know, but danielle and i couldn't resist.

first few pics with the new camera in my life. (bear with me)

<pic snipped>

yes, i know they are paper, but that's about all you can get up here in the heart of the liberal northeast™.

P.S. i'm not stoned, i just don't know how to smile for a camera.
I love these kind of pics! I have bunches of them of me and my friends looking looking idiotic/retarted. They're the most fun to take.

And may I conclude: Xeo loves his teddy bear! (Reminds me of Cat Stevens' "I love my dog", quote: "I love my dog as much as I love you / But you may fade, my dog will always come through.", same goes for a teddy bear I guess )


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Nov 9, 2004, 10:18 AM
 
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Originally posted by MilkmanDan:
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If you have a life that is.

Yes obviously MacNN is geared for those with no life.
     
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Originally posted by Evan_11:
Yes obviously MacNN is geared for those with no life.
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Nov 9, 2004, 11:13 AM
 
Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
that's why you post here. rrrrrright!
I'm not the one with a plastic bag over my head.

I would suggest to 'Fad's parents that they keep the liquor cabinet locked.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 11:15 AM
 
Originally posted by MindFad:
The real reason Kerry lost

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Nov 9, 2004, 11:19 AM
 
Originally posted by Evan_11:
I would suggest to 'Fad's parents that they keep the liquor cabinet locked.
it seems like you need to hit that liquor cabinet and knock back a few, eh?

relax, - 'just good fun here.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 11:25 AM
 
This thread is getting awexomer by the post. Good thing I'm not a wacky democrat, or this thread might get out of hand.

Google reveals fellow bag wearers:

     
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Nov 9, 2004, 11:36 AM
 
When is some1 going to put an apple bag one their head then??? Wheres the Apple spirit!?

You guys are slacking. i would post a pic of me with an apple bag but i have the slight problem of not having any apple bags or digital cameras at uni







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Nov 9, 2004, 11:44 AM
 
There was no effective way to wear my Apple Store bag.

I am sorry.

     
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Nov 9, 2004, 11:52 AM
 
Much better, thanks mindfad i can die a happy man

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Nov 9, 2004, 11:57 AM
 
Originally posted by Thilo Ettelt:
And may I conclude: Xeo loves his teddy bear!
Haha, yeah, he's cool. He works well for funny bag things.
     
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Nov 9, 2004, 12:28 PM
 
Originally posted by MindFad:
This thread is getting awexomer by the post. Good thing I'm not a wacky democrat, or this thread might get out of hand.

Google reveals fellow bag wearers:

I have been bitchslapped by a true Google Jedi. I did an image search for "bag on head" and got nothing of value.

This thread just keeps on giving.

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Nov 9, 2004, 12:35 PM
 


I want to be like FLorida
     
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oh hey. more bag headed kids.

     
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Oh snap! FLorida's fart cloud hits N'Yawk! I am dying!






No harm, no foul. I improvised an air bubble for myself.
     
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winnah!
     
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and I found this one too.

     
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Damn. what's the ascii code for "(" and ")" ?

Edit: fixed image - thanks, Xeo.
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Nov 9, 2004, 08:33 PM
 
So what's new, just a normal bodily function.

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recycled form another thread
     
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found this. do condoms count?

     
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Nov 10, 2004, 01:35 AM
 
I started out the evening alone, with my new Canon camera. After a while, the females started showing up.

and I, well.. I had a bag on my head.



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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:

Damn. what's the ascii code for "(" and ")" ?
( = 28, ) = 29. (hint: man ascii)

I got an appropriate forward from my dad this morning. Enjoy.
Don't Fart In Bed

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter.

He said, "Honey, you were right."

"All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked the wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened !"

"But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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I've heard that before but its still great.
     
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This thread is too awesome for words.
     
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more bagheads please
     
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Originally posted by ender2002:


more bagheads please
haahah, is that you?
     
 
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