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Why isn't anyone concerned about Big Bird?
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Nov 12, 2004, 05:17 PM
 
He's a seven year old boy who has no parents and lives on the street.

Why hasn't anyone contacted the authorities?
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Nov 12, 2004, 05:18 PM
 
Also, he's naked.
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Nov 12, 2004, 05:23 PM
 
And his best friend is a shaggy elephant on downers.
     
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Nov 12, 2004, 06:00 PM
 
he's a bird dude, he likes being outside.
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Nov 12, 2004, 06:03 PM
 
Originally posted by BasketofPuppies:
He's a seven year old boy who has no parents and lives on the street.

Why hasn't anyone contacted the authorities?
In bird yeas though... he should be dead. Might explain this imaginary friend, Mr. Snuffaluffagus. But then I guess he's real now isn't he... hmmm... Maybe the series will end and we'll find out it was all really just a projection of his advanced senility and ...




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Nov 12, 2004, 06:50 PM
 
**** bigbird. I've always hated him since I was a little kid. He's annoying and whiney. I hope the Grouch punches him in his stupid face. Now, Cookie Monster, he's cool. Now where did I put that Cookie Monster desktop pic....
     
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Nov 12, 2004, 07:38 PM
 
Originally posted by OB1:
**** bigbird. I've always hated him since I was a little kid. He's annoying and whiney. I hope the Grouch punches him in his stupid face. Now, Cookie Monster, he's cool. Now where did I put that Cookie Monster desktop pic....
     
   
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