[iREZ]

I remember that everybody had to have a physical to join any sports team in high school, and as high school kids it was the most traumatizing experience we had to go through. So I went to my new doc that I had no experience with because we had just changed medical plans, and I was a little nervous of some stranger grabbing my balls but oh well. So I get called in and I get taken to a room, and when I get there the nurse tells me to change into a gown and step inside a room as she points at the door. She leaves the room and I proceed to change and start sweating bullets hoping its not a hot female doc and I open the door and notice that it's not a room but a closet. I figure they made a mistake and I sit outside on a seat waiting for the doc to arrive, he comes in (phew...) and tells me to step in the "room". I tell him its a closet and he tells me again that no its a room, even though I noticed a hanger rack next to my head. I step in and he clothes the door and starts to instruct me and tells me to raise my gown, spread my legs a little and tells me to turn and cough when he opens the door and grabs me. Totally confused, I agree and I lift my gown and stand a little wider than usual, and I hear the door open and I start to shake seeing how this is my first physical ever. I stare him right in the eye but he was staring at the ceiling. He never took his eyes off the ceiling throughout the whole thing. He stumbled into the room leavng the door open and was trembling and staring at the ceiling like he felt really uncomfortable. I was confused even more, and he didn't even do anthing, he missed my balls and jabbed me in my thigh (im pretty tall) with his hand, then he scurried off like he saw a ghost or something. I was really confused standing in the closet for the next 15 minutes till the nurse finally instructed me that it was done and I passed except for the urine test. I left the office as confused as ever, with a pretty funny story to tell.

[TheBadgerHunter]

Uh... yeah.. thats just a bit weird ya know... an.. umm... okay.

[d4nth3m4n]

damn newbies.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Are you sure this guy was a doctor and not just some pervert?

[MacGorilla]

A once got ma BJ from a prostitute and forget I had left my money at home

[CreepingDeth]

One time I went to the

[ManOfSteal]

This one time at band camp...

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
This one time at band camp...

Did you stick that flute up your…manofsteal, I didn't know you were transvestite!

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
Did you stick that flute up your…manofsteal, I didn't know you were transvestite!

Wow, I think I just experienced an awkward moment.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
Wow, I think I just experienced an awkward moment.

That's why you posted in this thread. So, are you a boy or a girl now?

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
That's why you posted in this thread. So, are you a boy or a girl now?

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:

So you're a very confused geek kid who looks at too much porn and needs a new pair of glasses? How do play baseball with big glasses? `

[SimpleLife]

I posted in this thread.

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
So you're a very confused geek kid who looks at too much porn and needs a new pair of glasses? How fo play baseball with big glasses? `

[fireside]

i like your new sig man of steal.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by fireside:
i like your new sig man of steal.

Thanks!

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:

Where are your glasses?! OMG, you've been healed!

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
Where are your glasses?! OMG, you've been healed!

Found'em.

[TailsToo]

Originally posted by SimpleLife:
I posted in this thread.

.....well, was it akward?

[Albert Pujols]

I joined MacNN, it was kind of akward at first...

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
Found'em.

You're Black! OMG, you were just white!

[Albert Pujols]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
You're Black! OMG, you were just white!

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
You're Black! OMG, you were just white!

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:

Does that mean gorickey's black?

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
Does that mean gorickey's black?

He's retired. I know him though.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
He's retired. I know him though.

Has he had any awkward moments? Like…

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
Has he had any awkward moments? Like…

We can only hope.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
We can only hope.

…
You said you knew him. When you dress up like a girl, does he gossip with you?

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
…
You said you knew him. When you dress up like a girl, does he gossip with you?

We can only hope.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by manofsteal:
We can only hope.

So…when you dress up like a girl and he's drunk, do you guys start…uh…you know…

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:
So…when you dress up like a girl and he's drunk, do you guys start…uh…you know…

[d4nth3m4n]

did you ever think that bugs bunny was sexy when he dressed up as a girl bunny?

[Secret__Police]

Akward moment.....

Earlier this year my Wife took a couple of digital pics of my penis. JUST FOR FUN.

A few months after that my Mom is looking at pictures on my computer.

Very embarressed

[brapper]

once I didn't remember someone's name...

[phoenixboy70]

Originally posted by iREZ:
I remember that everybody had to have a physical ...

geez, that sounds like something from a david lynch movie.