[Stubie]

Okay, guys, I'm getting desperate.

I've been waiting for my PC to crash again (for the third time) so it can be considered a lemon. But, God bless it, the damn thing just won't die.

I want a Mac sooooooooooooooo bad, and I just can't wait any longer.

Does anyone know the best way to steal a Mac? I'll take any advice I can get, and any model works. Like I said, I'm pretty desperate!

Thanks!
-- Stubie

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Step 1: Steal Mac.

Step 2:...

Step 3: Profit!

[ThinkInsane]

I've got a powerbook 180 I'll give you for cheap. As a matter of fact, if you show up here, I'll turn my back so you can steal it. Actually, I've got a bunch of old hardware you can steal. Have at it.

[Stubie]

[Rolling Bones]

I keep hoping (dreaming) that I'll be walking down the street just minding my own business and lo and behold there is a delivery truck with the back door wide open. There is a box just in sight and it's a Mac, any Mac. No one is around...what should I do?

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[Stubie]

Thanks.

[ThinkInsane]

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