[mikellanes]

I ordered from the apple store on wednesday morning, to my surprise it was shipped on wednesday, since thursday was thanksgivin g I expected it friday via overnight delivery... now I check FedEx site and see this:




Was in FL now back in TN? anyone see this before?

[Scifience]

Shipping carriers do some crazy stuff.

I've had packages shipped from Pittsburgh (I live in Cleveland, about 150 miles away) go to California before coming here.

Just wait for it to show up; you'll go crazy with those tracking numbers. Trust me, I know.

[mikellanes]

Originally posted by Scifience:
Shipping carriers do some crazy stuff.

I've had packages shipped from Pittsburgh (I live in Cleveland, about 150 miles away) go to California before coming here.

Just wait for it to show up; you'll go crazy with those tracking numbers. Trust me, I know.

hmm, what I don't understand is that it was here in Stuart at 9:14, then at 9:45 its back in Memphis? LOL

Ill wait till 3 (last delivery for overnight) then Ill just call and see what's up?

[the_glassman]

FedEx has f*cked up a clutch I ordered three weeks ago! It came as close as PA and was then shipped back to TN. Not once, not twice, but three times now. Nobody from Autozone seems to know or care for that matter what's going on. FedEx customer service has been even worse. What a bunch of clowns. I've been told the item was damaged or something happened to the label. Yeah 3 times? Since my car has been sitting in pieces for the past 2 weeks awaiting the arrival of the clutch. It's not like it's the Holidays or anything and I need to have my car. FedEx has all my future business from now on, I'm using DHL.

[spacefreak]

This is an odd place to ask such a question.

Did you think that a FedEx representative might be hanging out on these forums, waiting for just this moment to chime in with their expertise?

[the_glassman]

Originally posted by spacefreak:
This is an odd place to ask such a question.

Did you think that a FedEx representative might be hanging out on these forums, waiting for just this moment to chime in with their expertise?

FedEx doesn't know **** man. I think we would be better off if they outsourced all their jobs to India.

[FedEx]

Originally posted by mikellanes:
I ordered from the apple store on wednesday morning, to my surprise it was shipped on wednesday, since thursday was thanksgivin g I expected it friday via overnight delivery.

Hello, and thanks for your enquiry.

I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

Unfortunately, you did not provide me with your tracking number, so I have no way of determining the package's exact location. Please call us at 1.800.Go.FedEx (800.463.3339) and choose option #0 to speak with a representative.

Thank you for using FedEx.

[spacefreak]

Originally posted by FedEx:
I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

Wow... I guess I stand corrected.

Mr. FedEx, would you happen to know how much it will cost me to ship a 2 lb package (small box) from NJ to CA for delivery tomorrow moring by 10:30 (Saturday)?

[SafariX]

Originally posted by FedEx:
Hello, and thanks for your enquiry.

I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

Unfortunately, you did not provide me with your tracking number, so I have no way of determining the package's exact location. Please call us at 1.800.Go.FedEx (800.463.3339) and choose option #0 to speak with a representative.

Thank you for using FedEx.

lol, wtfhibachi?

[FedEx]

Originally posted by spacefreak:
Mr. FedEx, would you happen to know how much it will cost me to ship a 2 lb package (small box) from NJ to CA for delivery tomorrow moring by 10:30 (Saturday)?

If you use a FedEx box, it wil cost $48.02.

Saturday deliveries are always charged a premium. By way of comparison, if it were a weekday, delivery by 10:30 am would cost $37.27. For next-day delivery by 3:00 pm, it would cost $33.11.

If you were to go with FedEx 2Day, the cost would drop to $15.96.

[Atomic Rooster]

Originally posted by spacefreak:
This is an odd place to ask such a question.

Did you think that a FedEx representative might be hanging out on these forums, waiting for just this moment to chime in with their expertise?

Huh?!!? What?!!?

Dumbest...well almost dumbest post evaaar. SuperChicken is probably the exception.

THIS IS THE LOUNGE!!!! WE SPOUT OFF HERE AND HOPE FOR GROUP HUGS WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCES...

Gawd help us all...and no child left behind.

[SafariX]

Originally posted by FedEx:
If you use a FedEx box, it wil cost $48.02.

Saturday deliveries are always charged a premium. By way of comparison, if it were a weekday, delivery by 10:30 am would cost $37.27. For next-day delivery by 3:00 pm, it would cost $33.11.

If you were to go with FedEx 2Day, the cost would drop to $15.96.

This is highly entertaining. So if I wanted to mail a Zebra by way of Senegal to Southern France in a 8'x10'x12' box with a section carved out so he could poop, how much would it cost?

Given the animal has 2 weeks of food. So he theoretically could go 2.5 before he died. Please get back to me ASAP...I need to get this stolen zebra fenced and gone.

[mikellanes]

Originally posted by FedEx:
Hello, and thanks for your enquiry.
I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

I have to admit this is damn funny.

[Stradlater]

There is a hidden arrow in the FedEx logo.

[the_glassman]

Here's mine for reference.


and again

[Cubeoid]

This happens often. Just don't look it at and soon your box will arrive.

[spacefreak]

Originally posted by Atomic Rooster:
Dumbest...well almost dumbest post evaaar. SuperChicken is probably the exception.

I was simply setting the thread up for the subsequent comedy routine (FedEx).

[chris v]

Spacefreak:

Did you think that a FedEx representative might be hanging out on these forums, waiting for just this moment to chime in with their expertise?

Originally posted by FedEx:
Hello, and thanks for your enquiry.

I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

Unfortunately, you did not provide me with your tracking number, so I have no way of determining the package's exact location. Please call us at 1.800.Go.FedEx (800.463.3339) and choose option #0 to speak with a representative.

Thank you for using FedEx.

Oh, jesus that's comedy GOLD! That's the best thing since the gymnast thread.

[iMOTOR]

Originally posted by FedEx:

I am the FedEx representative responsible for monitoring these MacNN forums.

A fedex rep is "monitoring" these forums?

The government/fedex/shipping gestapo is watching our every action, conspiracy theory?

[Jaey]

Originally posted by iMOTOR:
A fedex rep is "monitoring" these forums?

The government/fedex/shipping gestapo is watching our every action, conspiracy theory?

Don't you know? FedEx rules the world.

[iMOTOR]

Originally posted by Jaey:
Don't you know? FedEx rules the world.

heh, that explains a lot. Beware of the men in purple.

[spacefreak]

Originally posted by chris v:
Oh, jesus that's comedy GOLD! That's the best thing since the gymnast thread.

I'm glad you liked my warm-up. It's always important for comedians to try out new material in odd places before working it into routines.

FYI: I'll be performing at the grand opening of the MacNN Comedy Lounge on Friday, Dec. 10th at 8:00 pm EST. Tickets are $5 for .Mac members, and free for everyone else.

[effgee]

Originally posted by Stradlater:
There is a hidden arrow in the FedEx logo.

what arrow?

[MrForgetable]

my powerbook came in 2 working days when I ordered it. came a day early fedex man was my hero.

[macintologist]

Comon Fedex dude. Answer the question about the Zebra!

[rozwado1]

SafariX - chop up the zebra and shove him into a 3x3x3' box to save on shipping. Then you won't have to worry about poop.

[SamuraiDL]

Is this FedEx guy for real?

[Jaey]

Originally posted by rozwado1:
SafariX - chop up the zebra and shove him into a 3x3x3' box to save on shipping. Then you won't have to worry about poop.

It would be even more efficent to have zebra purée

[FedEx]

Originally posted by SafariX:
So if I wanted to mail a Zebra by way of Senegal to Southern France in a 8'x10'x12' box with a section carved out so he could poop, how much would it cost?

Given the animal has 2 weeks of food. So he theoretically could go 2.5 before he died. Please get back to me ASAP...I need to get this stolen zebra fenced and gone.

Hello, and I apologize for the delay. I am also the FedEx representative for a few Amazon.com-related forums, and this holiday weekend has been extremely busy.

With regards to your needing to ship a Zebra, we cannot ship livestock, However, there are a few companies out there who will ship livestock internationally. The company I'd recommend for your particular situation would be Crispin Bennett International Horse Transport.

Their reputation is solid, and they take care of everything, including:

• all stringent government and statutory body requirements;
• all pre-export/import quarantine requirements;
• all veterinary work including blood testing and vaccinations ;
• road transport;
• transfers of registration if required;
• government veterinary inspections;
• freight and clearance; and
• transit/mortality insurance at competitive rates as required.

Check them out, and the FedEx family wishes you the best.

[SafariX]

Originally posted by FedEx:
Hello, and I apologize for the delay. I am also the FedEx representative for a few Amazon.com-related forums, and this holiday weekend has been extremely busy.

With regards to your needing to ship a Zebra, we cannot ship livestock, However, there are a few companies out there who will ship livestock internationally. The company I'd recommend for your particular situation would be Crispin Bennett International Horse Transport.

Their reputation is solid, and they take care of everything, including:
• all stringent government and statutory body requirements;
• all pre-export/import quarantine requirements;
• all veterinary work including blood testing and vaccinations ;
• road transport;
• transfers of registration if required;
• government veterinary inspections;
• freight and clearance; and
• transit/mortality insurance at competitive rates as required.

Check them out, and the FedEx family wishes you the best.

Im raffling guyz. Thanks for the help Mr. Ex. Do zebras like waffles?

[MrForgetable]

hi mr. fedex, are you real?

[Cubeoid]

Yo FedEx.. post your picture guy.

[FedEx]

Originally posted by MrForgetable:
hi mr. fedex, are you real?

Yes, but I am hereby announcing my resignation as the FedEx representative for these MacNN forums.

I wish you all the best, and it's been my pleasure serving you.





Thank You </applause>

[SafariX]

[Komisar]

This is nothing, i just ordered speakers that where supposed to be shipped out on friday and come on saturday or monday overnight shipping... but is comming on the 30th grrr....

[FedEx]

Originally posted by Komisar:
This is nothing, i just ordered speakers that where supposed to be shipped out on friday and come on saturday or monday overnight shipping... but is coming on the 30th.

Oh yeah, I wanted to thank you for those. They sound great... practically no distortion at high gain levels.

I'll be sure to get them back on the truck following my party on Sunday night.



Thanks for using FedEx.

[Komisar]

Originally posted by FedEx:
Oh yeah, I wanted to thank you for those. They sound great... practically no distortion at high gain levels.

I'll be sure to get them back on the truck following my party on Sunday night.

Hahaha.... thanks... please include the manual though

[iMOTOR]

Originally posted by FedEx:
Yes, but I am hereby announcing my resignation as the FedEx representative for these MacNN forums.

I wish you all the best, and it's been my pleasure serving you.





Thank You </applause>

wtf!! I thought you were a troll! Is your job title to surf the net and look for folks who are pissed at fedex?

[MrForgetable]

Originally posted by iMOTOR:
wtf!! I thought you were a troll! Is your job title to surf the net and look for folks who are pissed at fedex?

type in "fedex man" in google images.

[chris v]

Our HERO! How can we ever repay you, Temporary MacNN Fedex Representative guy? *snif*

[iMOTOR]

Originally posted by MrForgetable:
type in "fedex man" in google images.