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An Ode to Peristalsis.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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I'm laying in bed on my stomach, typing on the iBook and drinking a beer. It's often overlooked, but if it wasn't for peristalsis, none of this would be possible.
I would have probably bought a PowerMac instead of a portable, and I'd have to sit in a chair or stand to drink a beer - thanks peristalsis, for making it possible to enjoy alcohol while horizontal.
Use this thread to share your awesome peristalsis thoughts and stories.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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spiderman can eat grapes while hanging upside down.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I agree, peristalsis is great, especially with respect to drinking beer, in any position. However, lack of peristalsis is a problem, especially when it affects the colon. Click link for picture if you dare.
megacolon image (scroll down to see bigger pic)
FIGURE 3. Human megacolon weighing over 40 pounds. This distended region of the colon was removed at autopsy from a 29-year-old patient in 1892. At that time, this disease was incurable. The rest of this person's viscera is seen to the right. (The skulls in the background are from another this museum's remarkable and extensive collections). (Photograph courtesy of the Mu?tter Museum, Philadelphia and Dr. H. F. Fernal.)
(btw, I've been the Mutter Museum in Philly. It is a museum for medical anomalies. It is both gruesome and amazing. I highly recommend the trip to anyone who can get there. Then go to McGillins behind city hall for a few pints, to celebrate your active peristalsis!!!)
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I know a girl who can swallow while upside down...
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Originally posted by SamuraiDL:
I know a girl who can swallow while upside down...
Hey, I've met your mom, too.
j/k 
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Peristalsis is my third favorite bodily function.
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