This morning I woke up, with a severe need to take a piss, but as I lift the warm blanket off of my face, I felt the chills of the morning environment. The cold to bewildering, I decide to procrastinate in bed instead.
I had convinced myself, I’ll just give myself another moment till I get out of bed, but when that moment came, I realise it was still freezing.
Wanting to stay warm, but not wanting to walk half naked past the freezing hallway, I decided to do the logical thing, and wet the bed.
Yes I wet the bed, and I like it.
It was so relieving, so warm and comforting; a form of morning release that only a man can understand. Now I know why kids don’t bother with the cold, it’s just that much easier to go in bed.
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