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A Parallel Universe
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Here's my predicament. This morning I opened the medicine cabinet as usual to fetch my razor. Instead of finding my razor or other face-altering utilities, I found a portal to a parallel universe.
Should I:
A) Go through it to see if MacNN is WinNN on the other side with frequent posters known as ZimRickey and ManOfPhire...
B) Send my girlfriend through in hopes of exchanging her for Catherine Zeta Jones...
C) Put my hand through the opening and make hand shadow puppets...
D) See if Google is my friend on the other side as well...
E) Get back to work on this impossible logo design...
F) Other.
I may decide to go through and take you all with me, so if things get a little different or weird, don't panic.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Nashville, TN
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and exactly what have you been smoking recently?
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally posted by DeathToWindows:
and exactly what have you been smoking recently?
Salem Ultra Light 100's and opium. Why?
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: The bottom of Cloud City
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Originally posted by Bluesky:
Salem Ultra Light 100's and opium. Why?
I think someone put rat poison in em!
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Paris, NY, Rome, etc
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Don't show your girlfriend this thread.
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Adopt-A-Yankee
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Senior User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: UK
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
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Originally posted by paully dub:
Don't show your girlfriend this thread.
You might not live through it. Or you may not have a penis at the end of it.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Canada
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally posted by Bluesky:
B) Send my girlfriend through in hopes of exchanging her for Catherine Zeta Jones...
If it works, can I send my wife ? 
Can your cabinet do Selma Hayek as well ?
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally posted by turtle777:
If it works, can I send my wife ?
Can your cabinet do Selma Hayek as well ?
The manual that came with it says yes, but she may have that unibrow she had in the Frida movie. Maybe you can borrow my razor. If I ever find it.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Pit Slab #35
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i need a pic to believe you.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
ADVANTAGE Motorsports Marketing, Inc. • speedXdesign, Inc.
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Well, I found your razor. However, there is no Selma or Catherine on this side. I can let you have a couple Roseanne Barrs. Seem to be a lot of those over here.
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