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Dec 6, 2004, 06:57 PM
 
Length-boosting surgery for 'micro-penises'

A new surgical procedure has allowed men with abnormally short penises to enjoy a full sex life and urinate standing up, some for the first time. Tiny "micro-penises" have been enlarged to normal size without losing any erogenous sensation, say UK doctors.

"Micro-penis" refers to any penis shorter than 7 centimetres when fully erect - approximately half of the average length (12.5 cm). Approximately one in every 200 men have a micro-penis, either because of a birth defect or because they have undergone cancer treatments.

"It's not so much penile enlargement as penile construction," says David Ralph at the University College of London, UK, who will describe the technique on Wednesday at a sexual medicine conference in London. Until now, these men have not been able to have sex or urinate in a urinal because their penis was too short.

In the past, flaps of skin from the forearm had been used to reconstruct a penis from scratch, either to physically transform women into men or to replace an amputated penis. But this technique actually fuses the new penis with the existing one so, besides the adding of sheer bulk, erogenous sensation can be preserved.
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Dec 6, 2004, 07:15 PM
 
bloody delightful, that.

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Dec 6, 2004, 07:26 PM
 
amputated...... penis?!??!?!?!
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 07:27 PM
 
this sounds very similar to the reconstructive surgery done to newborns born with ambiguous genitalia. also, it's interesting to hear that 12.5 cm when erect is average.
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 07:45 PM
 
4.92125984 inches is average?!?!?! Woot! I can now tell every lady that I'm above average in ways she's appreciate later in the evening. NIIIIIIICE.
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 08:52 PM
 
Originally posted by spiky_dog:
also, it's interesting to hear that 12.5 cm when erect is average.
you need to take in account all of the asians.
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 09:04 PM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
you need to take in account all of the asians.
i was waiting for something along those lines to pop up...
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 09:11 PM
 
1 out of 200 men are <7cm?!!? 12.5cm is average?!? I'm not a "hose beast" but, damn.

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Dec 6, 2004, 09:14 PM
 
Is there a reduction surgery?
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 09:23 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Is there a reduction surgery?
You havin' problems with your vocal cords too?

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Dec 6, 2004, 09:24 PM
 
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Dec 6, 2004, 09:26 PM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
you need to take in account all of the asians.
just a tad out of line.....

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Dec 6, 2004, 10:24 PM
 
Originally posted by Super Nova:
just a tad out of line.....

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it seems to be true, or at least widely spread over the internet... (i am half japanese btw, as a disclaimer)

NWS link with "survey" results fwiw: http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 10:27 PM
 
Originally posted by spiky_dog:
it seems to be true, or at least widely spread over the internet... (i am half japanese btw, as a disclaimer)

NWS link with "survey" results fwiw: http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html
interesting link??

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Dec 6, 2004, 10:28 PM
 
Do you mean ********?
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 10:30 PM
 
[edit]: double post
     
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Dec 6, 2004, 10:31 PM
 
Originally posted by SamuraiDL:
Do you mean ********?
I don't know what ******** means, sry....

Must be some kind of forum thang......

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Dec 6, 2004, 10:39 PM
 
Originally posted by MacNStein:
You havin' problems with your vocal cords too?
ZING!
     
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Dec 7, 2004, 12:52 AM
 
Luckily i don't suffer from this fate...
     
   
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