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ambush · Dec 15, 2004, 08:22 PM

Anyone suffering like me? I think I suffer from serious paranoia.

Not like OMG THE GVT IZ HIDDING US TEH TRUTH MB!@

more like... I inspect every little thing people do and I think they do it against me or something...

this makes we want to listen to linkin park, then I go down for real.

paranoia sucks.

Kilbey · Dec 15, 2004, 08:30 PM

And you thought your mom was crazy?

Seriously, seek help fast. I am not a jerk here (maybe a little above). I mean it, seek help as soon as you can. This kind of thing can spiral out of control if you aren't careful.

Oh, and the shift key is the one right above the last key on the lower left.

Krusty · Dec 15, 2004, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by ambush:

more like... I inspect every little thing people do and I think they do it against me or something...

You suck. Just you. We're all PM'ing one another about how to get you.

ambush · Dec 15, 2004, 08:31 PM

I was never paranoid before...

until they started coming after me..

CreepingDeth · Dec 15, 2004, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Krusty:
You suck. Just you. We're all PM'ing one another about how to get you.

CreepingDeth · Dec 15, 2004, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
I was never paranoid before...

until they started coming after me..

Don't worry, the PNAC black helicopters are out of their jurisdiction in Canada. That's what the NCUM is for.

First: Burn all your Linkin Park CDs. Get um, some, uh, bands to listen to. Go mosh to KEA for awhile.
Second: Um, guidance counselor? Surely they have pills for you somewhere.

Spliff · Dec 15, 2004, 08:48 PM

Ambush,

Read Rousseau's "Confessions" (in the original French since you can). Over the years, he became convinced that all his friends were out to destroy him and his reputation. It's fascinating reading and a classic of literature.

CreepingDeth · Dec 16, 2004, 04:35 PM

+1

waxcrash · Dec 16, 2004, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
think I suffer from serious paranoia.

Yeah, drugs can do that to you.

ambush · Dec 16, 2004, 05:12 PM

well yesterday was weird... that's all I can say..
I still don't know what happened

I guess I wasn't just making stuff up. Heheh.

CreepingDeth · Dec 16, 2004, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by CreepingDeth:

Quoted for shameless promotion of my theme.

ambush · Dec 16, 2004, 10:47 PM

my world is slowly collapsing again, it seems.

brapper · Dec 16, 2004, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
my world is slowly collapsing again, it seems.

paranoia is inherent to les Quebequois...
Especially les s�paratiste..
Embrace it and go to a Bloc rally.

ambush · 11:50 PM

on the phone with her right now --

Last night she totally ignored me on MSN -- during 4++ hours.. she was just closing windows, but she was there.

it's something I said to her friend... she freaked out.

This is a long history but I feel like I have to tell it... anyway
my gf has a friend... (not I'm NOT attracted to her, I repeat NOT. In fact, since I go out with my gf, I'm not attracted to anyone else. it's a cool feeling).. anyway... my gf is a very shy person so her friend kinda helped her talk to me and stuff... and I felt like I owed her something... anyway... this friend, she's trying to seduce a guy... and since I feel like I owe her something, I'm always trying to cheer her and tell her what to do... anyway

Anyway I was just being a big macho about everything (saying stuff I don't even think) just to cheer her (you know when you say nonsense and you doN,t even realise you're telling nonsense.. happens to me a lot, unfortunately.) like I said.. a guy always wants to be paid for what he does (with a girl) (like the guy invited my GF's friend to a ski resort... I think it's because he loves her?? that's what I was trying to say).. blah blah big macho ****.. I was basically trying to say that the guy she wants to go out with IS trying to seduce *wait I just got an email from my gf hmmm she tells me she's sorry for everything.. sweet.* her...

anyway the friend prolly went and told that to my GF and she must have thought... wait he's a filthy bastard!!! WTF.... I WAS ONLY JOKING... I'm SO not macho... I'm like the inverse of a macho... dayum! I'm ****ing emotive and ****.

I don't want my gf to think all the nice stuff I did to her was because I wanted "to be paid" ahah... what I said was very lame anyway... I realise it now but I wasn't saying that to degrade myt GF... I'd never do that.

anyway I spent a long time with her on the phone.. she's so unique this girl. she's so shy. I love her!

ambush · Dec 16, 2004, 11:55 PM

TIME FOR SOME HAPPY MUSIC!@

*deletes linkin park playlist*

Xeo · Dec 17, 2004, 12:03 AM

Wow, you go into mega-teen-post mode when you type about her.

brapper · Dec 17, 2004, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
TIME FOR SOME HAPPY MUSIC!@

*deletes linkin park playlist*

haha

d4nth3m4n · Dec 17, 2004, 12:04 AM

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=238742

ambush · Dec 17, 2004, 12:17 AM

she is SO my lifeeeee

gl for your thingy, d4nz0r

demograph68 · Dec 17, 2004, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
TIME FOR SOME GOOD MUSIC!@

*deletes linkin park playlist*

Fixed�

d4nth3m4n · Dec 17, 2004, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
she is SO my lifeeeee

gl for your thingy, d4nz0r

thanks.

CreepingDeth · Dec 17, 2004, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
my world is slowly collapsing again, it seems.

Ah, it seems you are a manic depressive.

turtle777 · Dec 17, 2004, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Xeo:
Wow, you go into mega-teen-post mode when you type about her.

Uhm, he IS a teen, so what's your point ?

-t

Kilbey · Dec 18, 2004, 12:04 AM

Can anyone say "codependent"?

Komisar · Dec 18, 2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Xeo:
Wow, you go into "mega-teen-post mode�" when you type about her.

2nd Fixination� on one page!
That was copy writed by ambush when this thread started

Wiskedjak · Dec 18, 2004, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
I was never paranoid before...

until they started coming after me..

Surprising. I didn't think CSIS would respond so quickly ...

ambush · Dec 18, 2004, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Can anyone say "codependent"?

Can anyone say "inferiority complex"

ahahahha I'm so drunk and I'm so making ugfun of you.

beOTCH;..ahahahhaha

euchomai · Dec 18, 2004, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by turtle777:
Uhm, he IS a teen, so what's your point ?

-t

From what I got from the post... His point was that Ambush went into some kind of mega teen mode. Not in an argumentative way, just in an observant way.

CD Hanks · Dec 18, 2004, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by ambush:
Can anyone say "inferiority complex"

ahahahha I'm so drunk and I'm so making ugfun of you.

beOTCH;..ahahahhaha

You're a terrible drunk.

It's angst. That's all. I sense some neurotic tendencies coupled with some ever so slight paranoia-esque behavioral aspects. I really wouldn't worry that much about it.

IceEnclosure · Dec 18, 2004, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
You're a terrible drunk.

It's angst. That's all. I sense some neurotic tendencies coupled with some ever so slight paranoia-esque behavioral aspects. I really wouldn't worry that much about it.

agreed.

and, dr. strangelove, i think you were trying to mack on her friend. i'd send them both to my house(your gf and her friend) for some immediate cheering up.

Kilbey · Dec 18, 2004, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
Can anyone say "inferiority complex"

ahahahha I'm so drunk and I'm so making ugfun of you.

beOTCH;..ahahahhaha

I am sober and I am not making fun of you.

You need help. Professional help. All of your relationships will end horribly if you don't get help.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Dec 18, 2004, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
she's so shy. I love her!

I find shy people so boring and annoying to talk to.

DeathToWindows · Dec 18, 2004, 02:26 PM

A serious amount of professional psych help is called for here... paranoid delusions methinks