[CreepingDeth]

Did you guys see that one tonight? My God, that was ****ed. Up.

Stan decides to help little critters. He makes them a star, one of those little shelter things, and kills the mountain lion that is trying to kill the porcupine carrying their savior. He kills the mountain lion and sees the cubs come out and start crying. He is disgusted with himself. He goes back and the critters say that the savior is the anti-christ. So then out of nowhere the rabbit wants to sacrifice himself to the devil. The other critters rip him apart and scream "Blood Orgy!" while two turn the star upside-down. Stand procrastinates, but eventually tries to stop them. The critters use their satanic powers to stop him. He runs away to get the mountain lion cubs. Then they have to go to an abortion clinic to learn how to abort the anti-christ. Meanwhile, the critters are looking for a non-baptized human who doesn't believe in Jesus to be the carrier. The find Kyle. So Stan and the cubs come, but it is to late.

The little porcupine has already given birth. Then Santa comes down. He asks who helped them, and gets pissed at Stan. Then he says something like "Boys, there's only one way to kill satan worshipping critters…" Santa pulls out his 12 gauge and goes nuts. All the rabbits, birds, and every other animal have their head blown right of into piece. It was awesome. Then he corners the bear, who says, "You're not going to kill me, are you Santa?" BAM! of goes his head! That was awesome. Then Kyle decides he wants to be the host of the anti-christ.

Cut to Cartman in the classroom, reading the story. Kyle says he thinks the story will end with him being shot. The kids whine, and Kyle says "Alright!" So Cartman goes up and finishes. Kyle starts feeling sick and now he doesn't want it. So the cubs go and fish the anti-christ out of his ass. Then Santa takes the little demon thing and chops it in half, and blood goes everywhere. Then it ends with happily ever after…


…and Kyle dies of AIDS 2 weeks later.



That was a weird episode. Anyone else see that?

[theJoKell]

Oh I saw it. Farkin hilarious. Probably my favorite from this season.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by theJoKell:
Oh I saw it. Farkin hilarious. Probably my favorite from this season.

I thought it was brilliant, but I had my mouth wide open when the started saying Satan. Like one of those "OMG…WTH is going on!" expressions. I missed the last three episodes.

[RGB]

Brilliant episode. I loved the Lion King parody as well.

[Cubeoid]

I thought it was average. But the last few seconds made it just good enough.
Cartman =

[nforcer]

I liked it. I knew there was going to be some insane twist.

This season so far seems better than recent ones.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by nforcer:
I liked it. I knew there was going to be some insane twist.

This season so far seems better than recent ones.

I don't think there really has been a dud season. But I don't watch it religiously, so I haven't seen all of them.

I hope they do more like that.


"Yay, Blood Orgy!"

I so wish someone had a Tivo hooked up *Cough.*

[itai195]

Pretty sure I've got it Tivo'd, but I haven't watched it yet.

[CreepingDeth]

Originally posted by itai195:
Pretty sure I've got it Tivo'd, but I haven't watched it yet.

Check! I *need* to see that again.