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Gotta be russian...
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(Last edited by FulcrumPilot; Dec 16, 2004 at 05:42 PM.
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
hahaha............
I don't get it.
(fix. link.)
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Umm... is that a Mig-29 in your signature? thats Russian. 
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
Must be hosted on a russian server cause the image is down...
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An American and a Russian die and find themselves in Hell. Satan greets them at the gate and asks them:
"Which Hell do you want to spend the rest of eternity in? You can choose either American Hell or Russian Hell. If you choose American Hell, you have to eat one shovel full of dog crap every day. If you choose Russian Hell, you have to eat two shovels full of dog crap every day".
The American, being sensible, chooses American Hell and is whisked off without further ado.
The Russian, being patriotic, chooses Russian Hell and says bye bye.
Years later, they're up for an "extra torture review for good behaviour" (this bit of Hell is country-neutral as they didn't want to run additional staff for every country-Hells) and bump into each other.
"Yay" says the American. "I get up in the morning, eat my shovel full of dog crap and then enjoy the rest of the day to myself. Why on earth did you choose to go to Russian Hell and eat two shovels full of dog crap every day?"
"Arh, my yankee friend, you are unfortunate" replies the Russian. "In Russian Hell, half of the time there's no shovels and the other half of the time there's no dog crap"
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Good old russia, whose best military tactic throughout history is just sending waves of men in at a time. Eventually they'd send a wave or two in with guns. Eventually.
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Guess they don't like stealing their bandwidth!
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I still don't get it.
You either get it or you don't! Too bad.
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
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a million flashes of delight.
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Thing could outrun any yank fighter, save a sabre, back in 1955 
one nice looking babushka 
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meh
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Indeed.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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