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Yahoo Personals IceBreakers™, Lame)
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Reno, Nevada
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So here I am, scrolling though the yahoo personals for the first time and I come across something known as icebreakers... wow, talk about lame... Check it out...
This is ridiculous!
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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Wow! Wowie oh wow, wow, wow! 
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Moderator  Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Arizona
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Pass the tartar sauce... WTF?
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Reno, Nevada
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Originally posted by Lateralus:
Pass the tartar sauce... WTF?
My favorite is "Hand me my flip-flops 'cause you've knocked my socks off."
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Westside Island
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I like the hand me my flip flops... I'm sure that any girl would swoon over that line!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: :ИOITAↃO⅃
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Just think of the poor soul who was paid to write these. What a job.
Imagine that guy on a date: "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I work in high tech. Umm. For Yahoo!. Umm. I write instant pickup lines. Umm. Just like a snowflake, I've fallen for you."
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally posted by spatterson:
My favorite is "Hand me my flip-flops 'cause you've knocked my socks off."
Just change it a bit: "Handle my flip flops cause you've knocked my pants off"
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Virtual pickup lines suck...
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Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Arizona
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Baninated
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dead whale
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Plainview, NY
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uh, what are you wearing?
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Originally posted by spatterson:
So here I am, scrolling though the yahoo personals for the first time <snip>
Suuuuuure. 
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One iMac, one iBook, one iPod, way too many PCs...
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Reno, Nevada
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Originally posted by MrKlin:
Suuuuuure.
LOL Yeah  Sigh
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Semi Posting Retirement *ReJoice!*
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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Just change it a bit: "Handle my flip flops cause you've knocked my pants off"
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Alabama
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Originally posted by spatterson:
So here I am, scrolling though the yahoo personals for the first time and I come across something known as icebreakers... wow, talk about lame... Check it out...
This is ridiculous!
you were browsing the yahoo personals!?!?!?!?
on another note, a lot of those look at good lines for old men trying to take advantage of kids.
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http://www.mafia-designs.com
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tulsa, OK
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You don't need to struggle to think of good pick-up lines. Just tell the truth.
For example: "Hi! I couldn't help but notice you have big boobs."
There ya go. If she is stupid, you got her because she thinks you are smart and perceptive. If she is a ho, you got her just by getting within speaking range. And if she is smart, she will think that you have a good sense of humor because their is no way in hell that anybody would be stupid enough to say that seriously!
PS: If anybody tries that, be sure somebody got it on tape. Use it to prove she assaulted you, than post a link to the video here.
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If I had a signature, it would be better than yours.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Does! Yahoo! really! think! anybody! actually! will! actually! use! these! stupid! things!? Someone! who's! not! twelve! years! old!, I! mean!?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Belgium
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Originally posted by Aquataris:
You don't need to struggle to think of good pick-up lines. Just tell the truth.
For example: "Hi! I couldn't help but notice you have big boobs."
There ya go. If she is stupid, you got her because she thinks you are smart and perceptive. If she is a ho, you got her just by getting within speaking range. And if she is smart, she will think that you have a good sense of humor because their is no way in hell that anybody would be stupid enough to say that seriously!
PS: If anybody tries that, be sure somebody got it on tape. Use it to prove she assaulted you, than post a link to the video here.
Hmm interesting theory, I'll try that once.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Alabama
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Originally posted by Cadaver:
Does! Yahoo! really! think! anybody! actually! will! actually! use! these! stupid! things!? Someone! who's! not! twelve! years! old!, I! mean!?
Pass the tarter sauce, you're a real catch!
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http://www.mafia-designs.com
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